The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

I seriously need to stop wearing Axe deodorant; apparently it attracts Bronies.

[Will Guide 21,362]

3 minutes ago, Kings&Hooves14 said:

I seriously need to stop wearing Axe deodorant; apparently it attracts Bronies.

Your post made me remember an old ad for Axe body spray, featuring a centaur coming out of the shower. I can't find a video for it, but He says something like, "I'm 2 things in one" (you'd think he's going to say the obvious that he's a human and a horse) But instead he says something like "I'm clean and a smart shopper" referring to the fact he purchased the 2 in 1 body spray. And to think some people think Bronies are obsessed with centaurs (which we know isn't true, only a minority of Bonies do).

As for you being naked in my bed, I'd say, "I'm going to have to wash my bedding twice!" 

 

[FizzyGreen 909]

*licks your ear*

My bed, my rules. 

[DJ Wolfe 5,349]

Oh hey it's you.
 

[Will Guide 21,362]

Welcome back to my bed!

[FizzyGreen 909]

It's you again! You like me and/or my bed, or what? 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Can't I have some petsonal space without having ponies to bioher me !?

[Telferi 6,906]

Ayy, long time no see 

[Telferi 6,906]

Aww, don't be such a grumpy ol' pony 

[Telferi 6,906]

You are still in my bed, despite the fact that you are 1000+ old

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Then you're a really weird pony with really really weird taste.

[Telferi 6,906]

 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Nyankee-No4 3,269]

Spanked lyra   plot or ass  XD

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Oh my god a human...this is awkward...

[FizzyGreen 909]

Oh its the grumpey one. Pls end me now

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Oh don't worry I'm gonna end you. *grabs knife*

[jorge123esp 912]

I would be like...

WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grab a shotgun* 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

and I would be like....

WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grab Scarface's M-16/grenade launcher* 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

And I would be like

...i'm not paid enough for this shit...

[Krashface 534]

And I'll be like...

...uh...

[BlitzBLT 47]

Becky must had given me the wrong number

[Nyankee-No4 3,269]

ehmmm  nope  please   you must get out

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

That's funny ! I was about to tell you the same ! GET OUUUUUT !!

[Will Guide 21,362]

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........I got nothing

(Gee, I'm running out of things to say; I might need a break from this game)

[IronM17 5,398]

And again, there is a nude stranger in my bed.