The Vending Machine.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a thread.

 

 

 

I insert Jack Dee (with his face, like a [insert something funny and also ugly here])

(British people are more likely to get it)

[stainesbrony 219]

A piece of poop.

(I'm British, and I didn't get it. So here's some poop!)

 

 

Inserts Magret Thatcher's corpse.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get another pile of poop.

 

 

 

I insert Vick Reeves and Bob Mortimer. And this video: 

[stainesbrony 219]

Gets a free movie.

 

 

Only problem is that it's the closest you can get to LSD without using LSD.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts a yellow submarine that can fly.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Gets a scene from xmen first class

 

Insert iron man

[Paianis 489]

Gets a Zip Disk.

 

Inserts a MiniDisc.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Receives a minigun.

 

Inserts a Cheese Rick Roll.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Gets a punch in the face and a note that says. Everybody that does anything to do with Rick roll, Harlem shake, or gang am style will be killed. You have been warned!

 

Inserts new avatar

[sunne 659]

You recieve a troll face and a YouTube video with all three of those things.

 

*inserts a rainbow*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get something spicy.

 

 

 

I insert pancakes and gravy.

[sunne 659]

You get waffles made by GIR from Invader Zim.

 

*inserts new signature*

[Leatherbehlt 465]

*recieves a round piece of edible paper*

 

*inserts the N key on my keyboard*

[Senor Citizen 516]

Receives enough vowels to stun a yak.

 

Insert coin

[sunne 659]

You receive a bread crumb.

 

*inserts iPod nano 5g*

[Senor Citizen 516]

Receives a crappy avatar.

 

Inserts all of the missing socks ever.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Gets underwear gnomes, eager to steal underwear at your bidding.

 

Inserts a plastic Flamingo and a black velvet Elvis painting

[Ihei 712]

Gets a kiss from a random pony.

 

Inserts cookie

[Diamond* 531]

Gets free pony toys >

 

*inserts a phone*

[SuperFlapjack 32]

You hear a voice saying "WHAT THE HELL, WHY DID YOU CALL ME RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE"

 

*Inserts YOUR FACE*

[Loriem 639]

You get a spec.

 

 

*Inserts the unreleased Star Wars Battlefront 3.*

[XxSAINExX 29]

you receive liquid joy

 

*inserts breathing skills*

[stainesbrony 219]

Gets Rickrolled BY RICK, MY AVATAR!

 

 

 

 

Inserts Rick Astley

[tehsmartcookeh 15]

you get given up, let down, ran around, deserted.

 you cried, said goodbye and got tolled a lie and got a black eye

 

 

inserts facepalm

 

(what kind of a vending machine is this?)

[Esk 201]

You get Equestria Girls. Definitely facepalm worthy.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ade-VyDI2cw

 

(Inserts a CD)

[tehsmartcookeh 15]

You get Equestria Girls. Definitely facepalm worthy.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ade-VyDI2cw

 

(Inserts a CD)

you receive a shiny coin and a high five that was so awesome it deletes Equestria Girls off the internet permanently

 

 

 

inserts my tongue