The Vending Machine.

[LittleMac 3,085]

You get a turtle

 

 

 

I insert a lemon

[Count Paradox 3,548]

You get lemon grenades

 

 

inserts jontron

[LittleMac 3,085]

Gets Arin Hanson

 

 

Inserts Danny

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get knocked down. (But you get up again. They ain't never gonna keep you down)

 

 

 

 

 

I insert a bottle of wee, in which I have put a dead eel.

[LittleMac 3,085]

You get Bear Grylls with a moustache

 

 

 

I insert Scootaloo

[Scooblee 121]

Gets chicken  Gets a miniature Rainbow Factory album on vinyl record.

 

Insert said vinyl record.

[LittleMac 3,085]

You get a cassette tape of Jon Bon Jovi's greatest hits

 

 

I insert a cheese cube

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get a cheese car -- don't tell Cheese Sandwich about this, or he and his quirky friends will eat it all for dinner!

I throw Cheese Sandwich, Pinkie, Party Favor, Surprise and Bubble Berry into the machine -- oh, that they should have more shallow appetites!

Edited May 15, 2015 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[LittleMac 3,085]

You get a lifetime supply of cupcakes

 

 

I insert Spike

[Mane Quest 104]

You get an empty box of paracetamol.

 

I insert Nigel Farage (Leader of UKIP although he may have resigned some sources say he has others say he hasn't)

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get Nigel Farrage in a Victorian suit, with a box of glass mugs from Northumbria.

I place the glass mugs after I stuff them with the supply of cupcakes from a previous shipment.

[cider float 2,538]

You get mugs made out of cupcakes with glass inside them

 

I insert a glowstick

[LittleMac 3,085]

You get a rave

 

 

 

I insert a taco

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You receive a blue lightsaber that looks like Narsil.

I place in the real Narsil.

[Mane Quest 104]

You receive a turtle wearing a monocle while drinking a cup of tea (British turtles )

 

I insert LittleMac

[LittleMac 3,085]

You get a Big Mac

 

 

I insert Fluttershy

[MLG4Ever 876]

You get a Treehugger (fluttershy's new friend)

 

I insert a Book horse (twilight sparkle)

Edited May 15, 2015 by MLG4Ever

[Mane Quest 104]

You get a book about horses

 

I insert a book about turnips

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get something that looks like a walking, talking turnip with the body of an open book. And it's heading for Fangorn Forest for more pages to cut trees into.

I throw the turnip-book back in before it ever lays a single axe-cut on a tree.

[Mane Quest 104]

You get an N64 without any cables.

 

I put in a copy of Doom.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get laser guns.

I throw in more turnips, hoping to create my army of turnips to conquer Narnia.

[Mane Quest 104]

You get a book which informs you that all the turnips burnt.

 

I insert Cider

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get a torrent of cider enough to literally tear up and sweep buildings.

I pour in some of that cider flood.

[Mane Quest 104]

You get a boat made out of frozen cider.

 

I insert some Fluorine-18 (used for PET scans)

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get a slab of radium (a radioactive substance).

I insert inside a Shetland Pony with a jetpack and a sword.