The Vending Machine.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

You get a bus ticket

 

*inserts secret of the universe*

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

*You get the universe*

 

*Inserts Gummy*

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

*You get a long, deep and solemn monologue*

 

*Inserts coffee*

[Moonlit_Night 223]

*You get creamer*

 

*inserts play station 4*

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

*you get an HD TV*

 

*inserts Team Captain hat*

[ILikeNightmares 163]

*You get a Stout Shako*

 

*inserts a non-payed rent bill*

[Dapper Charmer 591]

You get payed rent bill

 

*Puts in MLP DVD*

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

*You get EQG3 DVD*

 

*Puts in crowbar*

[ILikeNightmares 163]

*You get a headcrab*

 

*puts in a toilet paper*

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

*you get a toilet*

 

...What's a headcrab?

 

*puts in a silver coin*

[ILikeNightmares 163]

*You get a copy of HL2* x3

 

*Puts in a sleeping pill*

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

*You get something, but it takes so long to dispense that you fall asleep waiting for it. By the time you wake up, somebody else has taken it.*

 

*Puts in Larry-Boy*

[Dapper Charmer 591]

*Gets Mary-Girl*

 

*puts in duck army*

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

*receives ground-up duck meat and feathers*

 

*puts in Mary-Sue*

[Mane Quest 104]

*Receives Commander Hadfields luscious moustache.*

 

*Puts in Putin*

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

*Receives a shirt*

 

*Puts in Fanfiction.net*

[Mane Quest 104]

*Receives lewd fanfiction*

 

*Puts in screams of terror at lewd fanfiction*

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

*Receives creepypasta*

 

*Puts in peanut butter crackers*

[Dapper Charmer 591]

*Received The Great and Powerful Trixie*

 

*Puts in Ursa Major*

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

I got a Trixie? I got a TRIXIE?! YAAAY! *hugs Trixie*

 

---

 

*Receives an Ursa Minor*

 

*Puts in sniper rifle round*

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

*Receives bulletproof vest*

 

*Inserts myself*

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

*Recieves someone else*

 

 

*Inserts my Gameboy*

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

*receives a Game Gear*

 

*puts in Cerberus*

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

*Recieves a three-headed-dog*

 

 

*Inserts Brimstone*

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

*receives Sodom and Gamorrah*

 

*puts in pillar of salt*