The Vending Machine.

[Cranium Tyranus 216]

Receive a piece of toast depicting Satan pulling down Jesus's pants and God is in the background and he's standing there shrugging, like he's saying, "oh boy, what am I going to do with this kid?"

 

-inserts apology cake-

[Brook 663]

Receive Hostess's new brand,

.

 

 

-insert a bra-

Edited December 15, 2012 by Brook

[TheRainbowDash 3]

Gets a band aid

 

 

Inserts Band Aid

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Gets an owie.

inserts a 600 pound canary.

[Wubsie 1,123]

You get trollface.jpg you mad?

Inserts a flip flop.

Edited December 16, 2012 by Double D

[Brook 663]

Receive foot full of glass shards and broken dreams

 

-insert butter-

[Party Cannon 876]

Receives food that is 20% more delicious. (All hail butter!)

 

-Insert sauerkraut-

[Otter 1,942]

Receives a bag of felt mustaches.

 

*inserts HEUGH*

Edited December 16, 2012 by HylianTwilian

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

Receives vomit and strange fur that came from an unknown animal  

 

*inserts the Sun*

[Brook 663]

Receive an inflatable moon

 

-insert clam shell-

[Party Cannon 876]

Gets a mermaid with one boob showing.

 

-Inserts Thriller album-

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

Receives a nightmare filled with zombies following you while they dance and sing

 

 

*inserts sonic rainboom*
 

[Party Cannon 876]

Gets a Wonderbolts medal

 

-Inserts a T-800 Terminator arm-

[Brook 663]

Receive your future cyborg wife/husband with a black clever in his/her head 

 

-insert Twilight Sparkle-

Edited December 16, 2012 by Brook

[Party Cannon 876]

Gets a lecture-less episode of MLP (yay)

 

-Insert my dining room table-

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

Receives a shamWOW to clean up your mess on the table

 

*inserts vending machine inside a vending machine*

[Party Cannon 876]

Gets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imamcajBEJs

 

 

 

-Insert Spongebob-

[Appetite4Democracy 452]

You get a life

*inserts 1-up*

[Brook 663]

Receive suicidal dinosaur 

 

-insert James Bond-

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

Receives the A-Team mashed up with the Expendables

 

*inserts Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Get another season of MLP with full Lauren Faust participation.

 

inserts a hobbit.

[Devious Detonation 442]

Gets "Far over, the Misty Mountains cold".

 

*Inserts a rune*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Gets a RuneQuest

 

inserts Fancy Pants and Fleur De Lis

[Party Cannon 876]

Becomes the talk of the town

 

-Insert a dried up piece of gum-

[Brook 663]

Receive chapped lips and a spiraling torpedo aimed towards your jaw

 

-insert huge magnifying glass-