The Vending Machine.

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274]

Receives highly concentrated heat that's hot enough to melt cars

*inserts Google*

[Brook 663]

Receive spelling error and a 101 long digit number that if you put it into a calculator it makes a smiley face

 

-insert Vanellope Von Schweetz- (look it up if you're not sure)

Edited December 17, 2012 by Brook

[DarligPegasi 315]

Receives a series of sarcastic remarks

 

-inserts a saucy dvd-

[Cranium Tyranus 216]

You get a ruined DVD player cause it couldn't read the Alfredo sauce.

 

-inserts a big old bowl of cancer-

[Party Cannon 874]

Gets a Vending Machine that only has a week to live

 

-Inserts a chainsaw-

[DJShy 872]

Receives Shed.MOV

 

 

Inserts Waddles (Gravity Falls reference) with a Santa hat.

[Just some guy 1,070]

*Recieves 15 pounds of bacon with little Santa hats on all of them*

 

*Inserts the League of Draven*

[SillyPinkie 40]

Receive alternate timeline where Dipper still hit Wendy in the eye with that ball, but everyone wears santa hats for some reason.

 

-inserts snowglobe-

[Party Cannon 874]

Receives freed Derpy (remember that episode? haha...huh)

 

-Inserts Barney the Dinosaur-

[Cranium Tyranus 216]

Recieve Rainbow Randolph

 

-inserts a golden ticket-

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274]

Receives an invitation to Willy Wonka's Creepypasta factory

*inserts youtube*

[Cranium Tyranus 216]

(There's a Willy Wonka Creppypasta!?)

Receive a crazy amount of videos imitating popular movies and scenes.

 

-inserts all the popcorn-

[Brook 663]

Receive the popcorn cup back filled with orange soda

 

-insert grapefruits-

[Zalgo 593]

Receive a grape vine

 

*inserts grape vine*

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274]

Receives a green toe from an alien that tastes like grape vine

*insert mlpforums*

[The Soldier 2,043]

Receive Feld0

 

Inserts flame war

[Brook 663]

Receive bad arguments and pointlessness beyond imagination

 

-insert Party Cannon's canon party cannon-

[KPM 288]

Out comes a projectile that rewinds itself back into the machine.

 

Input Scorched wolven hair

[Brook 663]

Receive Elven lies

 

-insert Spike the Dragon-

[Appetite4Democracy 451]

Get G1 Spike

*insert this thread*

Edited December 18, 2012 by Bloo47

[Cranium Tyranus 216]

You get a black hole that folds time inside of itself.

 

-inserts game grumps-

[DJShy 872]

Receives guy who can beat you at any game imaginable.

 

 

Inserts 12 days of Christmas.

[Silverhoof 2,840]

Gets an 8 track tape and player with the greatest Christmas hits of the 70's!

 

Inserts the favorite OC of the user below me. (I really cram it in there and punch the button!)

[Brook 663]

Receive a crushed dead horse ._.

 

-insert said horse-

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

You get a bucket of mush

 

Insert a dollop of daisy