The person above you is the final boss in your video game. How do you defeat him

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

this is a Joke right?.... *shows you a graph, the graph shows that Applejack is the worst best pony of the Mane Six*

[Solar prince 40]

Look at this "shows you a picture of the most ugliest thing in equestria" now you are goo

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

no I only have 10 weaknesses and that aint one of them.... *summons the ghosts of your dead parents* there I have defeated you emotionally

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

First you must locate the legendary Poltergust 3000. Then suck it real good!

[GreyScholar 1,584]

Rainbow beam Discord into a statue where he belongs.

Edited October 6, 2014 by EquestrianScholar

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Celestia is immortal so how is this fair...... ah well going for it *summons a massive army of Ice ponies of all three races*

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

What?! You beat Celestia?! HAX!!

*Tosses computers wildly*

 

Anywho, to beat this final boss you're going to need to wander into the forgotten forest and into the lake of lamenting to obtain the secret jar of Er.. Jellybeans.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

physical items cannot hurt me I only have 10 weaknesses you already found 1 now you must find the other 9

[GreyScholar 1,584]

Celesia is not 'immortal' just very long lived. Of any case ponies love her so they do not attack her.

 

Instead they turn around and capture you, carryin you off to trial for daring to harm their princess.

Edited October 6, 2014 by EquestrianScholar

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Banish to the sun.  :comeatus:

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

you Crimson I will let you go.....*turns around and freezes you* hehe surprise

Instead they turn around and capture you, carryin you off to trial for daring to harm their princess.

Ice ponies cannot betray me they don't have any free will there only purpose is to protect me and do my bidding but since you are my favorite princess I will call off the attack

[GreyScholar 1,584]

Shakes head before release the ponies and seeing they arrest you.

 

She is a thousand plus year old experianced spellcaster.

Edited October 6, 2014 by EquestrianScholar

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

your guards can't touch my I'm a ghost not even your spells can effect my spirit don't even bother to try to defeat me

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

*tries to defeat*

First you must bribe it with candy, to wipe away its sorrow.

[GreyScholar 1,584]

... you are a mere spector, a mere unicorn. Your unlife makes you weak.

 

Using the power of her sun Celestia uses a concentrated blast of her light given powers to burn you with the flames of day.

 

*tries to defeat*

First you must bribe it with candy, to wipe away its sorrow.

Survives thes sun as she had when Nighrmare Moon returned, with the help of her sister, Twilight, and her friends help Celestia excape.

 

Fluttershy then scolds Discord for being naughty and mean.

Edited October 6, 2014 by EquestrianScholar

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

A scolding from Fluttershy?! Well that's just plain harsh! 

Anyway. To defeat celestia we'll have to gain mind control powers to transfer the magic somehow.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

... you are a mere spector, a mere unicorn. Your unlife makes you weak.

 

Using the power of her sun Celestia uses a concentrated blast of her light given powers to burn you with the flames of day

nice shot but like I said magic doesn't effect me now enough with this madness *summons a massive army of Ice Pony guards* capture the Princess ATTACK!

[GreyScholar 1,584]

Melts all the ice ponies with fire magic.

 

Okay then explain how you are so powerful, where you believe you can take on both discord and Celestia?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

I'm undefeatable because I already died my magic is much stronger then summoning armies.... why you ask because I was a top student at your school when I was alive..... I have a mastery in Ice magic now the both of you can stand aside or be defeated by my magic

[GreyScholar 1,584]

Hmm, leaves thread

Edited October 6, 2014 by EquestrianScholar

[Galen Selanno 351]

Plan A: Call Anonymous, haxor game, win by default.

Plan B: Shoot XBOX, win by default, quit video games.

Plan C: Go back in time, remove Celestia from original storyboards. No game boss. Win by default.

Edited October 7, 2014 by L33t ><-p3r7

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Cute things.

(◕‿◕✿) ∩( ・ω・)∩ 

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Distract with anime!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'd probably just politely ask you to surrender.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

With spaghetti.