The person above you is the final boss in your video game. How do you defeat him

[mlpfiwcat 30]

100 nightmare moons take down celestia. She could barely handle one.

[The Dark Lord 332]

I show them the pecking order

 

[Callisto 1,877]

I don't. Mr. Popo is undefeatable. You may think you've killed him, but he will return, more terrifying then ever. He is a force that is always there, ready to eliminate you and all you hold dear at the drop of a hat.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Step on it.

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

Use my cuteness to disrupt his will power

[ReverseFaller 2,484]

With the Sparkle Cannon, of course! 

 

Edited July 3, 2014 by Mikami

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

A smile is all I need. 

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

Let there be lightning!!!

[Solid 1,327]

Magic.

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

Cast my wizard-ass spell of awesomeness

[Sigma 768]

With third party hacks.

[NightGuard 251]

Ha! Did I make a Strawberry Shortcake game?

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

Eat him

[Monochrome Gray 7]

Sing The ABC's until it runs away ya know?

[Star Racer 198]

Chain to wall and beat with a cross

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

If it's the last video game I played I'll stick a plasma grenade to your head then finish you off with a battle rifle

Edited July 11, 2014 by Rainbro dash 16

[Star Racer 198]

If its the last game tbat i played, then i will pilot the destroy gundam towards you, tjen explode everything about you with rockets, and two types of lazers.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Spartan lazer in Yo face!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Play classical music so loudly that her dubstep can no longer be heard over it.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Go into rage mode from you drowning out my music and punch a hole in the TV with my fist, technically killing the boss inside the video game

Edited July 11, 2014 by Rainbro dash 16

[Miss Wolf Link 4]

I wouldn't defeat her! I'd have her join the dark side with me. But if I can't get her to join the dark, I'll kill her with the master sword in one hit.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I'd bombard him with side-quests to prolong our encounter as long as possible, since heroes always win so my loss is assured.

[Wolf General Alpha 636]

Divide him by Zero. 

[Star Racer 198]

Use the pythagrian theoram

[Dovashy 1,734]

Use the pythagrian theoram

Haha, love this. 

 

Uhm, throw something at his face.