The Corrupted Wish Game

[Vinyl Rave 67]

No.

 

I wish for gold

Edited February 18, 2013 by Vinyl Rave

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you spend it on an anti ninja shield because there's a shit ton of it going on EVERYWHERE.

 

Iwishmyspacebarworked.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but now you speak in Claptrap's native tongue..ENGLISH!

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but I broke your keyboard.

 

I wish I was a assassin

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I wish I had a wish to corrupt.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but to become an assassin, you must first become ninja'd. And quickly you go in sane from getting ninja'd so much.

 

I wish I knew how to communicate with animals.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but they talk shit about you

 

I wish I was a pirate

[Doctor Shuu 797]

GRANTED!

MT wishes for LB to stop being perverted.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, I become extremely clingy and begin following you everywhere you go.

 

I wish you'd love me back, and that someone else would love Golgo so he wasn't lonely after finding out I was never with him and that he has schizophrenia.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but your boat smells like pee and I sink it by throwing tomatoes at it.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

No wish

 

I wish I wasn't bored.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Granted, but you then had so much to do you wished you had time to be bored.

I wish that everyone would be friends :3

[Concord 1,982]

Granted, now everyone is Homosexual.

 

I wish for nothing!

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but your lose something worse..your status as Celestia's number one wisher!

I wish for a rap version of Winter Wrap Up sung by Tupac.

[Concord 1,982]

Granted, but Tupac got ill, so you've been giften with Lil Wayne's guitar solo for Winter Wrap up!

 

I wish for Everything!

Edited February 18, 2013 by Concord

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but everything was a metaphorical way of saying you have alot going for you in a life. -Meditates-

I wish for Concord to have enlightenment.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but your the one with schizophrenia and abandonment issues.


I wish I had my tires re-aligned.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but you are murdered by TREACHEROUS WHEELS!!!

 

MT wishes for an element of harmony.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but it's a fake element of harmony and somebody covered it in acid so you start seeing things when you put it on.

 

I wish the taquitos from last night weren't so hard on my stomach right now.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

 

I wish for a rap version of Winter Wrap Up sung by Tupac.

That's going in my signature.

 

Granted, but his newfound intelligence is used to kill everypony, also corrupting pegasister/otaku pinkeh's wish.

 

I wish Tupac was alive, in good health, and was willingly using his skills to produce music similar to his original raps.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, it was the fajitas that did it.

 

 

I wish that Twilight wasn't an alicorn.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Too bad, the taquitos from last night made me sick as hell and i feel likeabsolute shit.

 

I wish I didn't feel like shit right now.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, you feel like piss.

 

MT wishes for lunch.

Edited February 18, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but you can't afford anything he sells.

 

MT wishes that he could be scared of grimdark fics.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but there also addicting to you so you read them till you go insane and kill yourself.

 

I wish I was the most famous person in the world