The Corrupted Wish Game

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but they are five years old and covered in poison.

 

I wish I had the ability to play every instrument and every song perfectly

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you peed at your first performance and proceeded to die.

 

I wish I had more dollars.

[FireFox 82]

Granted, but they are out of beer.

 

 

I hate to be a kill joy, but shouldn't this be combined with http://mlpforums.com/topic/4490-the-corrupted-wish-game

 

Anyway, I wish I would meet and fall in love with a female around my age, that loves MLP:FiM, other animations, sci-fi, etc.  and she loves me as much as I love her. 

 

Gah, my signature wasn't working, I reported it and it started working, now it's not!?!?!?!?!

Edited February 24, 2013 by FireFox

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but they are Canadian dollars and you can't use them in America.

 

I wish hackers didn't exist

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. You two live your lives happy together. But sadly, this is the internet and nopony on the internet has a life, therefore you can't live anything with her.

 

I wish I had a lot of dollars.

 

And Firefox, I'm not sure why that thread is up either, I think it should've been locked considering we have this one.

 

WAIT! Meant the other way around. They should be nerged, i thought this eas the bigger thread.

Edited February 24, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but you misplaced them for the explosive bits that I leave around my manor and they automatically blow up.

 

I wish leatherbehlt would know the difference between threads before he posted on wrong one

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Objection! I'm not posting in the wrong thread!

 

Banned fir accusations!

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted you now will self destruct in 1 second

 

Made you flinch

 

I wish that leather wasn't gay for ponies

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but afterwards he beats vinyl to death gruesomely for being a douche.

 

I wish I had a large green dollars.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but they are fake and vinyl is thundracry. Vinyl isn't a real pony he is just thundracry in disguise.

 

I wish that there was an award for lord of Mary sue ponies that thundracry could win

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but the collection of Mary Sues causes Hasbro to cancel the show.

 

MT wishes for the Elements of Harmony.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but they are all fake and don't work.

 

I wish for mlp season 4 to be aired next Saturday.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but their all Twilicorn episodes.

I wish I could derp the entire forum for one day.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but slashers exist and you die.

I wish I could teleport like Megaman

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you teleport and up inside of an ice cream machine and die.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but I don't think Luna is into Griffons.

I wish I could eat peanut butter with no allergies.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. Dat shi'z nayasty.

 

I wish I wasn't a burdburburbur-BAAAAAAAAS CAAANOOOOON!

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. You are now a worm and not a Bass Cannon.

 

I wish Leatherbehlt and GolgoXIII would not corrupt this wish.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but I corrupt it and you die

 

I wish I could fly

Edited February 24, 2013 by Vinyl Rave

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you end up flying into a thunderstorm and you die.

 

I wish I could fly.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, however ♫ You get shot by the FBI...all you wanted was a chicken wing..and they shot you in the ding-a-ling ♫

I wish R.Kelly didn't write that song for Space Jam.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, he wrote another one. It's called Tik T0k.

 

I wish I didn't musics.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but you take up their drug habits.

I wish I had a better TV reception.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted now you have a 6 in. by 6 in. low quality tv that has no speakers

 

I wish i was not shot by the FBI

Edited February 25, 2013 by Vinyl Rave

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Granted, but you were attacked by ninjas instead :c

I wish that we could be friends

Edited February 25, 2013 by Otaku Pinkeh Pie ♪