The Corrupted Wish Game

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but some idiot misinterprets the word coming and well, you know where this goes.

 

I wish all caps wasn't so painful for my head.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but as a side effect everything is now boring because there's no conflict.

 

 

 

I wish that more people would post in my RP thread.

[poniesforfun 716]

More people did but they derailed it into erotic roleplay

 

I wish I could run 500 miles per hour.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, enjoy hitting trees.

 

I wish I could date Big Mac.

[poniesforfun 716]

Granted open up the burger wrapping for your Big Mac

 

I wish I could kill Hasbro

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but before they die, they copyright the crap out of everything that shoots foam darts, and Buzzbee isn't allowed to produce dart guns anymore.

 

I wish I had the ambition to start nerfing again.

[poniesforfun 716]

Granted you have the ambition but all the nerf guns disappear.

 

I wish I could draw Mona Lisa

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, COPYRIGHT.

 

I wish I could get me some dat caffeine pills.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you take too many, and within minutes you are bouncing off the walls.

 

 

 

I wish that Star Swirl HEC had more applicants for Equine Biology.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. YOU FAILED.

 

I wish my all 80s and above grades would be 90s.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but now all your 90s and above grades are 80s.

 

 

I wish that the audiobook version of Of Mice and Men wasn't so expensive

Edited March 11, 2013 by Otakulord Rainbow Izumi

[poniesforfun 716]

Granted but now you have to trade in children to get them.

 

I wish I had a crate of rum.

Edited March 11, 2013 by poniesforfun

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but those children that Izumi traded for the audiobook stole it.

 

I wish I had sus.

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted, now everything else is painful for your head.

 

I wish Muffin Thief didn't poison me.

[Erza 581]

Granted, Now i'll poison you! >:3

I wish that if i was fluent at French.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted, but you can no longer speak, read, or even understand English.

 

I wish it was Spring break already

Edited March 12, 2013 by AnonBrony

[poniesforfun 716]

Granted the springs in your bed are now broken

 

I wish I had one billion dollars.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. However, in your exuberance, you fall in front of a truck. You hospital bill comes to exactly 0ne million dollars (plus tax).

I wish for a fish

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted, you get a piranha that soon bites off your hand. Good luck

 

I wish for cake

[poniesforfun 716]

Granted you get a pair of boots caked in mud

 

I wish I could open doors with my mind.

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted, Your mind is now a fourth hand you can use to open doors...but since your mind is now just another arm you cant use it as a mind so you fall to the ground...as a vegetable.

 

 

I wish Poniesforfun wasn't a vegetable

[poniesforfun 716]

Poniesforfun is now a fruit

 

I wish I saw a shooting star.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, you were drunk and wished that your headache would go away for a few minutes.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but chicken doesn't come from the moon. Also I don't think you would last that long in a drinking game against me

 

I wish I was the best at drinking games

Edited March 13, 2013 by Vinyl Rave

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, you no longer have money to afford anything.

 

I wish i didn't have the flu.