The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I crush the Ibuprofen into fine power and spay it into your mouth (which is forced open). The power dries around your mouth and throat and is extremely irritating. I leave you chained up, with a lovely glass of ice cold and refreshing water just out of reach. You are however, fully able to break free and gulp down the water which clears your throat right up as it is clean and safe water.

Shame I coated the glass with some. . . . interesting poisons.


I wish for someone else to describe Iridian's dark, painful and/or humiliating end at my poisons.

[Iridian 71]

The poison makes me temporarily insane. Foaming at the mouth, I go in search of Midnight Seeker. Once I have found him, I inject sedatives into him, then dress him in a hot pink tutu and sequined tank top. Next, I pull out a small dagger and proceed to cut him to bits, laughing all the while.

How was that for dark, painful and humiliating?

 

I wish for a donut.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I steal you wallet as you tuck into it. I then use photo-shop to make a meme of you in the hot pink tutu and tank top.

It goes viral.

 

Also, the doughnut has a trace of Ebola virus disease. Enjoy!

I wish I had a Lament Configuration

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. It's made out of hamsters.

I wish everyone that wasn't me didn't get what they wished for.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, they don't have it for one minute, and then they have it back.

 

I wish for pootis.

[NothingIsEverything 1,248]

Granted, but every time you use it, Valve steals $5 from your acount. If you don't use it at least three times a day, Valve steals $50 from your account and pushes the release date for Half-Life 3 by six months

 

I wish Necrophagist would release a new album. It's been nine years since Epitaph!

[Iridian 71]

Granted. They partner with Justin Bieber and One Direction to release a pop album.

 

I wish I had a better chair.

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but the definition of "Better" equals to razor shard spikes, metal handcuffs that latch on as soon as you are within 10 feet ot it, and an acid injector

I wish for Half Life 3, Star Wars Battlfront 3, Battlefield 4, and Assassin's Creed 4. 

[Durandal 623]

Granted. They are all horrible games, and become a blight to their respective series.

 

I wish for the viability of cold fusion reactors in our current day and age.

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[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Energy companies buy them out and mothball them to stop them eating away at their profits.

That's capitalism!


I wish to enjoy the two DVD's I'm about to watch (First Class and A Game of Thrones)

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

Granted you enjoy them but there is a catch after you finish the enjoyment doesnt fade away you are so over joyed you cannot ever enjoy anything else that isnt those two DVDs. You are lock yourself in a room for ever watching those two DVDs for eternity.

 

I wish Sword art online existed 

[Gamerplayerextreme 11]

Granted, however the game is created by nexon.....and the items in the game are 100 dollars and above to purchase, also when you die in the game, your IP gets permabanned from the game.

 

I wish for a muffin button.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, the muffin button showers you in muffins while you are in an unliftable, small dome until you suffocate when you press it.

 

I wish for lots and lots of money.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

Granted, but it's of a currency that is no longer used, and therefore worthless.

 

I wish this chocolate bar wasn't so tempting to eat..

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, the chocolate bar isn't tempting at all, while another chocolate pops out of nowhere and it more tempting to eat than the previous one.

 

I wish for you to tell me if you see this wish.

[Gamerplayerextreme 11]

I cannot grant what is not wished!

 

Porquoi!!!!

 

I wish for

Derpy

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. She is a giant and eats you by mistake.

I wish that Fort William wasn't such a depressingly dull and miserable place.

[Gamerplayerextreme 11]

Granted- HOWEVER

It blows up!

 

I wish for wishing the wish to wish for an entirety of wishing wishes for wishing the wish i want to wish but continue wishing for an eternal wish of wishing, for a piece of Strawberry pie

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

Granted but it causes a tear in the space time continuum and you destroy the universe

 

 

I wish I didn't have a headache. 

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you are dead.

 

I wish I could meet Fluttershy.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

Granted but she's too shy to meet you and locks herself in her cottage.

 

I wish I had Tony Stark's life.

[Just some guy 1,070]

Granted.Unfortunately,you got the Marvel Zombies universe instead of the mainstream universe,so hope you enjoy your life as zombie Iron Man!

 

I wish I had the ARS suit from Vanquish.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You are beaten up and robbed before you can wear it. I then kick you in the goolies and steal your wallet. Because.

 

I wish for a good nite of rest tonite.

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Granted, but you get awoken for school.

I wish I had pony eyes.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Granted. They don't work.

 

I wish for wishes to wish for so I could wish more while I wish.