The Corrupted Wish Game

[Cerise Hood 102]

Granted. You now smell so bad no one will come within 1,234,567,890 feet of you.

 

I for Midnight Seeker to recieve karma without anyone else getting hurt.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Ha! The malevolence I show here is my work as an agent of Karma! I balance my actions with a compassion job and good relations with mine!
The Karma that I see returned is that I have a peaceful year. For wishing ill on one of it's agents, Karma is sharpening it's claws and giving EpicHarmony a very disturbing smile.
My Karma didn't result in anyone getting hurt, by EH's Karma is going to be. . . legendary.

As EH trembles in fear, I swipe the wallet!

I wish for a nice cool drink.

[Loriem 639]

You get your drink, but it is poisoned.

Then your house explodes.

And finally Lucifer takes over the world.

 

 

I wish for something bad to happen to me.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Granted. You're deprived of your friends and family and everyone hates you.

... This wish is a corruption in itself. So yeah.

 

I wish Midnight Seeker would stop using this game as an excuse to steal wallets.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Denied *taunts SomariFeyWright with a very familiar looking wallet*. I then steal your kidney, liver and teeth for the insult. I stamp on your foot as I leave as well.

I wish that megalodons still existed and thrived in the sea.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but the earth explodes, good job.

 

 

I wish to not have this wish.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Apologies. Paradoxes are not allowed. We have been convinced to make this a rule by Aperture Sciences research facility. Thank you for your understanding.

 

I wish I knew a good concept to use to make a good RP.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but the players are six years olds that godmod all of the time.

 

 

I wish for some combustible lemons.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Granted, but life will most definitely make you take the lemons back. It'll make you want those damn lemons.

 

I wish I could turn invisible and back at will.

[Kawaii Besu 28,010]

Granted, but due to your invisibility, you always bump into people.

 

I wish I had the eyes of a pony.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you lose a large chunk of your brain because your eyes are so big.  I wish that Equestria met Minecraft.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but it is the WORSTE crossover ever made.

 

 

I wish the U.S. dollar would stop inflating and loosing value.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. All your other resources dry up. You get all the money, but you need the rest of the world to supply you with food and such. The sanctions put on the states means you may no longer have an armed force of any kind and you have to keep Paris Hilton.

As the final insult, I do the rounds as a wallet stealing Santa Claus.

I wish for naturally black hair.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but it burst into flames for no reason.

 

 

I wish I could be granted one wish.

[Snowy Storm 57]

Wish granted, but you used up your wish to make that wish. good day

 

I wish that the groups I support finish making the games they are making and the games are great to play

(Like fighting is magic, or Half-life three)

Edited October 10, 2013 by Snowy Storm

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Granted, but you can't buy the games because your family goes broke.

 

I wish for a puppy.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It hates you, but loves everyone else. All attempts to communicate with it in any way lead to you being ignored to being growled at. No one will sympathize with you, as they see it as your problem.The puppy will grow into a powerful and intelligent beast. It loves everyone but you. You it hates. But the Hellhound is very, VERY patient.

And if you win, your family and it's family will have a major grudge against you.

There will be Hell to pay (and in the confusion, I nicked your wallet)


I wish for some good music.

[Cerise Hood 102]

Granted, you smell so bad you got kicked into Tartarus, and the devil decides to burn you to show people how bad he is. You smelled even worse afteryou were brunt, so all the bad people moved to Death Valley, California. The smell destroys the world, so we all move to Equestria as our OCs. Oh and I nicked your wallet .

 

I wish to spell better.

[Snowy Storm 57]

Granted, But you lose your two hands. I nicked your wallet while you cried over your loss

 

I wish for a humanized lyra that cares and loves me

Edited October 11, 2013 by Snowy Storm

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but someone gets jealous and kills her while you sleep and you are held for ransom by the same person.

 

I wish life was easier.

[Snowy Storm 57]

(Why would you do something so evil?)
Granted. You Died

I wish to undo Franklin Clinton's death.

Edited October 11, 2013 by Snowy Storm

[Loriem 639]

Granted, But instead you die.

 

 

I wish for everything.

[Wynn-Shy 29]

Granted!
''everything'' includes your death

I whish to be human

[Cerise Hood 102]

Granted. But you fart & burp WAY to much.

 

 

I wish there were brownies for free samples here today. There are none.

Edited October 11, 2013 by EpicHarmony

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I made them with my partner. Now you have a little nap.

When you wake up, you are strapped to a table and my partner, one Pinkamena Diane Pie is wearing a massive smile and her fun time apron. I took your wallet as was our deal. She'll give me a call if she needs me again. Hope you liked those Brownies!

I wish I could learn how my first fan-fic was such a pathetic failure.