The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, it runs you over. I take the wallet from your twitching body, but I call an ambulance so it's okay. You manage to live, but every bone in your body is broken, you can't talk and your nose is sooooo very itchy. The hospital takes and sells your lorry-home to pay for your treatment.


Oh, how I wish I wish I did not kill that fish

[Zyla Fae 5,405]

Granted, but it's evil and starts killing people just like in the episode of South Park, "Spookyfish"

I feel like this works perfectly here too

 

I wish I could walk on water

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. You can now walk on water,but not on land.

 

I wish cities were destroyed.

Edited March 19, 2014 by Dr. Luigi

[Envy Noson 39]

Granted every cities will be destroyed the moment you set eyes on it but every time someone dies your lifespan will get shorter by one year.

 

I wish I have magic powers

Edited March 19, 2014 by Envy Noson

[Zyla Fae 5,405]

Granted, you can now make your computer turn into a pile of trash, but not back into a computer

 

Granted. You can now walk on water,but not on land.

Awesome! So I can swim in land!? (I'm hard to corrupt )

 

I wish that I had the ability to control computers with my mind

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but the computers don't like what's in your mind.

 

I wish I could cuddle Applebloom....just once.

[Twilight The Creator 298]

Granted. R63

(not really that corrupt, but still)

 

I wish the CMC would finally get their cutiemarks.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. They now have gotten their cutie marks. Now just wait 30 years and you'll see.

 

I wish that I could have a villain song. 

[BlueMoon 53]

Done but it sounds like the Barney Theme song.

 

I wish, I wish apon a start to be transported to one of the books I read. 

[Twilight The Creator 298]

Granted, it's a bad MLP fanfic (assuming you've read one)

I wish for gum.

[BlueMoon 53]

Granted but it is fish and Ginger flavored

 

I wish I had one of the power rings, the one of hope.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but in reality it's the Captain Planet ring of heart, the crappiest power.

 

I wish we could get an X-Men film that focuses on the students more than the adult characters (who I still love, but come on....I would love to see Surge, Hellion, X-23, Elixier, and all of them)

 

 

Granted. R63

(not really that corrupt, but still)

Not Applebloom, but I still wouldn't mind giving that dapper little fella a hug.

[Twilight The Creator 298]

Granted, it only comes out in Malaysia

I wish for a steam train.

[BlueMoon 53]

Granted but it blows up the second time out.

 

I wish I did not have allergies.

[Zyla Fae 5,405]

Granted, dead people don't have allergies.

 

I wish I could write amazing music

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but nobody listens to it and you fail commercially due to lack of advertisement.



I wish that I didn't just walk home through the pouring rain.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you didn't have to walk home through the pouring rain, instead, the memory of the last five years have been erased, you remember nothing and you go on a life long quest trying to reclaim your memories....but ultimately fail.

 

I wish I didn't have to do laundry right now.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You have a minefield to disarm. You get one stick, and will be guarded by sharpshooting high school bullies, all armed with bb guns. Get to it.

I'd nick your wallet, but my sense of self preservation won't let me. Maybe next time.


I wish for a good clean shave that lasts for months.

[Glitterheart 64]

Granted.  Turns out second-degree burns are really painful.

 

I wish for an endless supply of ice cream.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's boot-to-the-head flavour.

 

 

I wish JanAnimations hadn't been C&D'd.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted, they're now giving up animation entirely instead

 

i wish i didn't have as much homework as i have now

[BlueMoon 53]

Granted, but you fail the class anyways.

 

I wish I was off today.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you're fired.

 

I wish I had some buffalo wings.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, you you don't know how to fly a buffallo, and you end up falling off into the Atlantic.



I wish for more Steam credit.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but Steam goes bankrupt, making your credits useless

 

I wish ska music was more popular.