The Corrupted Wish Game

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you are mugged on the way home.



I wish that I had more time to play games.

[Arceus Clone 42]

Granted, But now all your games are now corrupted with creepypasta,

 

I wish i could hug yveltal.

Edited May 29, 2014 by MyLittleWilfre

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it's now a cactus.

 

I wish I didn't need to sleep for a few days.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted you're dead now

 

i wish for pickle-barrel

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it is also kumquat.



I wish for seventeen tons of oranges.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, say hello to the last thing you'll ever eat.

 

I wish the kids I babysat would just learn to relax.

[roguesoul 85]

Sure, they will relax and fall into a deep, deep coma and you will get in a load of trouble.

 

I wish I could pull off a leather jacket.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, it looks good on you, but it gets snagged by a passing car, causing you to get dragged on the road for a few miles.

 

I wish my paycheck was doubled.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. Your mother died and left you the exact amount of money that is in your paycheck.



I wish that I had pizza.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Wish granted, it's Little Caesar's pizza

 

I wish Dolph Ziggler wins the WWEWHC

Edited June 1, 2014 by Dolph Ziggler

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, he does, but you don't live to see it.

 

I wish airfare were not stupidly expensive.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Wish granted, it's Little Caesar's pizza

 

I wish Dolph Ziggler wins the WWEWHC

 

I love Little Caesar's...

 

Anyways... Granted Closer, but now there is an even larger amount of overcrowding on the plane.

 

I wish for a box.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, here it is:

 

 

I wish I could be a be a student at Xavier's Institute For Gifted Youngsters.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you have no superpowers.

 

 

 

I wish to be in a romantic relationship with Twilight Sparkle's EqG form.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but how you have to deal with her BBBFF, and he's not happy.

 

I wish I had a vinyl copy of Daft Punk's album 'Discovery'.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's one of the old shellac records and thus breaks instantly.


I wish for a new pair of decent earphones.

[DubWolf 17,274]

Granted, but they are phones attached to your ears.

 

I wish for a puma-ready stick.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it's not what you think.

 

I wish had the mental and physical abilities of Beast from X-Men.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, but you don't look beast.

 

I wish that I could drive a tank to prom

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it's not street legal and you get a citation and a ticket.

 

 

I wish this week would be over already.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, but for some unknown reason you end up in Limbo.

 

 

I wish I had a machete

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it's dull and useless.

 

 

I wish the kids I looked after would just relax and take a nap

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, they're now in a coma for 5 years.


I wish that the Steam Sales were already on.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

granted, but your account gets stolen and you can't acces steam for all the summer

 

 

i wish that my ambulance had a spoiler and crappy neon light under the chassis

[Bastion 414]

Granted but the ambulance parts were attached in a chop-shop, no engine, brakes or anything are left inside the ambulance.

 

I wish I could get out of this forest...  :okiedokielokie: