The Corrupted Wish Game

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but no one really cares.

 

 

I wish the Warped Tour wasn't catering to a bunch of preteens nowadays. Bring back Bad Religion, Reel Big Fish, Aquabats, and all of them.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You have a bucket of fish.

 

I wish I could see fanbases create their own nations in other, empty Earth-like planets.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now warfare is more rampant.

 

 

I wish I could know I'll have enough money for this upcoming month.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. It's just a hundred pennies.

 

I wish, that when I write my own stories, I use a device to bring my stories to uncliche'd life!

[CavyShy 169]

Granted. But the device has malfunctioning issues and.....All of your characters are serial killers out to eat your soul!

 

I wish I could meet Flutters in real life. Like, really. (That'd be awesome.)

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted. She doesn't like you.

 

 

I wish my brother would have taken his cat when he moved.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, he now has a dog which he leaves with you. And it smells. And it poops everywhere.



I wish that I had finished Season 4

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you hated it.

 

 

I wish I didn't have to pay $700 on my car.

 

 

Granted, he now has a dog which he leaves with you. And it smells. And it poops everywhere.

He did that too....

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You pay $800.

 

I wish for the Star People to come to my house.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, here's you're Starman.

 

 

I wish I could get some extra cash to spend at the Warped Tour.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but after 5 minutes you're kicked out for puking.



I wish for some bread.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, it's pumpernickel.

 

I wish I could do the drive from San Diego to Seattle without rest

 

 

Granted, but after 5 minutes you're kicked out for puking.

You've never gone to a music festival, have you?

[RainbowMau 291]

Granted, you'll drive without sleep, without stopping for food and without even going to the bathroom.

 

I wish a new umbrella.

[DubWolf 17,263]

Granted, but it is a zombie spawning umbrella.

 

I wish to resurrect my army of landsharks.

[The Dark Lord 332]

Granted, your sharks came equipped with freaking laser beams attached to their heads and roasted you alive

 

I wish for a chair

Edited June 19, 2014 by Black Mask

[DubWolf 17,263]

You get a glass chair, and it pops up 20 feet above the ground and smashes into pieces as it hits the floor.

 

I wish for a muffin .

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. After you eat it, you suddenly have a little nap. When you wake up, you are tied to a table with Pinkamena Diane pie standing over you with her cupcake making gear waiting.

I also nicked your wallet. Final insult? The muffin was rather bland.



I wish that this world had superheroes.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. They're the typical, cliche'd, cheapskate ones.

 

I wish for someone to fish out the Pinkie clones in the Mirror Pool, and sell them as rideable pets --- on the condition that NO ONE ever mentions about parties or fun again -- YOU KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES!

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but somepony inevitably mentions parties. And fun.



I wish that I had green eggs and ham.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, the eggs are scrambled.

 

I wish I had the energy to write today

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You create 1,000 books worth of worthless literature no sensible person wants to read --- in 1 second.

 

I wish C. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien would reappear in the Inklings' Bar, and create a more awesome work!

Edited June 20, 2014 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, it's all satire of how much they don't like you.

 

I wish the kids I babysit will be good today

 

 

Granted. You create 1,000 books worth of worthless literature no sensible person wants to read --- in 1 second.

So I write the Twilight series?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. 50 years later, they're remembered as the maddest geniuses that wrecked themselves with so much knowledge, they plunge into endless depression and paranoia.

 

(@CloserToTheSun No, you write something so mind-boggling, no-one will understand, unless the reader must be some deranged extraterrestrial or celestial, who burns your books to strengthen himself with incomprehensible power, enough to destroy an empire. And it's Earth's future Empire, where he time-travels to.)

 

I wish I can gangsta rap.

[clockwork24 103]

Granted, but you have to use autotune to make it sound good.

 

I wish I had a concrete bunker.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. But Nazis found a way to melt it down -- with you guys inside it.

 

I wish for a 1950's inspired society to appear in another world.