The Corrupted Wish Game

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but the Red Scare is back....with a vengeance.

 

 

I wish I had more faith in humanity.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You are now worshiping this guy:

 

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I wish for a cookie.

[clockwork24 103]

Granted, but It contains raisins instead of chocolate chips.

 

I wish for a portal gun.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, it's defective

 

I wish for some KFC

 

 

Granted. You are now worshiping this guy:

Edited June 20, 2014 by CloserToTheSun

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You, your oatmeal raisin, and your KFC, are on the Moon. May Luna, Wheatley, and Nyan Cat feast on your "feast".

 

I wish to find mindless, Rubberfruit-ian dimensions; such as the Penal Zone.

 

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Why would you make such a wish? It's like wandering in a bar filled with escaped psychopaths wearing a t-shirt that says "I dare you to kill me".

You find this Penal Zone and end up trapped in it. The bizarre nature of such a place makes you look like a character from a bad 90's movie involving animation and live action. It's totally alien to you as you are to it and it drives you into a pit of mindless insanity of which there is no rest or the sweet release of death.

Blah blah I have your wallet.

I wish to be more passionate. In everything I do.

[Sarge Sixteenbit 287]

You became passionate in pooping. Now everyone thinks you're weird

 

i wish i wish i was a fish

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, you are now a blowfish.




I wish for several thousand 3x4x7 cubes of cheese.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Have a free Rubik's Cube.

 

I wish for MLP:FiM, plus Equestria Girls, to be remade by Hasbro into a stage Kabuki play (in a Japanese setting), but in various languages respective to various countries. Plus, swordfighting and meaningful monologues.

[Sarge Sixteenbit 287]

Granted. Have a free Rubik's Cube.

 

I wish for MLP:FiM, plus Equestria Girls, to be remade by Hasbro into a stage Kabuki play (in a Japanese setting), but in various languages respective to various countries. Plus, swordfighting and meaningful monologues.

 

The story is really depressing

 

I wish I wasn't overweight

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, you're now underweight.




I wish for nine gallons of apple juice.

[Sugar Pops 210]

Granted!!! you get rotten apple tree period

 

I wish for more suugggar!!!

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. You now have a gram more Moon Sugar

 

I Wish i was Dovahkiin

Edited June 22, 2014 by Bradley-MysteryLord

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You have to live with the knowledge that your mum did a dragon. I also stab you in the throat and steal your wallet.

Throat injury = no shouts.

You also suffer an arrow in the knee.


I wish I could watch and memorize every single episodes of Doctor Who and make money on that knowledge.

[yttacled 2]

Granted, but you get a different nightmare every night because you memorized it so well that it feels so real to you.

 

I wish i could have a pet penguin

[clockwork24 103]

Granted, but It get's heatstroke.

 

I wish that the Earth was flat.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Gravitation is now disabled.

 

I wish that every single living thing died, including me

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Enjoy your time in Hell as you suffer more than anyone else ever has or ever will (for wiping out the human race). My last act before I died was to steal your wallet and kick you in the shin.


I wish for some help with the grim/dark story I am now writing.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. You get help and start writing... But you find you can't stop. you will yourself to stop writing but your hands just keep working away, weaving a disturbing tale - disturbing even to you. Eventually you can't take it any more, and die from insanity

The fic finds its way onto the Internet and receives universal acclaim.



I wish that I had a box like this:

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, it's not what you think.

 

 

I wish I will have enough cash for my up coming convention

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. The convention will be empty upon your arrival.

 

I wish i had an extra dollar

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, it's fake and you are now arrested for suspicion of forging money.

 

 

I wish I could watch the two episodes of Torchwood I missed.

 

 

Granted. The convention will be empty upon your arrival.

Still, a trip to Seattle is hard to beat.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you end up watching the entire season, thus missing an important date.



I wish for a pair of tongs.

[clockwork24 103]

Granted, but when you use them for the first time, they transform into a pair of tongues.

 

I wish for more friends. 

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but they don't really care about you.

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could clear out the last few games from my Steam wish list.