The Corrupted Wish Game

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You forgot.

 

I wish my bladder wasn't so full.

[Magicon 468]

Granted, you now know what you want but you don't have any wishes left to wish for what you wanted.

 

I wish I had something to do.

[Guest]

Granted. You've been sent to work for Nike.

 

I wish Indonesian workers were paid living wages.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It is the night of the living wages, and they proceed to eat the brains of all the workers. *badum-tish*

 

I wish I was funnier.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted, but now you are stuck in space, with no one to tell jokes to.

I wish I could be a GLaDOS IRL.

[AnonyPoni 564]

Granted, You get convicted of murder, change your name to GlaDOS, and escape to some non-extraditing country

 

 

I wish my room wasn't a mess

Edited May 28, 2012 by Anony-Brony

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted, but now it stinks.

^The title of this video is what I wish for.

Edited May 28, 2012 by GLaMOS (AceCord)

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but it short-circuits and kills you when you try to use portals as a makeshift shower curtain.

 

I wish for honey.

[Magicon 468]

Granted, but a swarm of bees attack you for stealing their honey.

 

I wish I know Queen Chrysalis.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. She impersonates you in order to feed off your loved ones' love, while you rot in a dungeon.

 

I wish I knew Fluttershy.

[Rudehamster 156]

Granted, but she hates you...

 

I wish for eternal youth.

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

Granted. You are now a baby forever

 

I wish I could turn invisible

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Gra-- Where are you?!!

 

I wish the wish I made at the top of the page was properly granted.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Your bladder is no longer full, but now you need a new pair of pants.

 

I wish I didn't live in a desert.

[Rudehamster 156]

Granted: you now live on the moon... but not for long >

 

I wish I had a hamster :3

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Too bad you didn't specify the hamster to still be alive.

 

I wish I had fourteen dollars.

[Magicon 468]

Granted, you now owe me $14 plus an interest of $27.

 

I wish I didn't need money.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. That's because you are dead.

 

I wish I had an immunity to iocane powder.

[Parka Posy 16]

Granted. But everything else becomes your weakness.

 

I wish I could visit my father.

[Jadefire 2,797]

I don't know how to corrupt that without probably making it sound real sad, so I'll just settle with: Granted, but then you get struck by lightning.

 

I wish for fish in a dish, that is quite delish.

Edited May 29, 2012 by Jadefire

[Parka Posy 16]

(And then we would both me in the hospital.

Everything went better than expected)

 

Granted, but the fish gives your a horrible disease.

 

I wish to achieve the impossible.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You divided by zero. Thanks for destroying the universe.

 

I wish I was better at stuff.

[Parka Posy 16]

Granted, but everyone hates you because they're all jealous.

 

I wish I had some pastry, right now.

[Master Chief 183]

Granted, but you find out you are allergic and die.

 

 

I wish I was an Alicorn.

[Parka Posy 16]

Granted, but you get attacked by a terrible mob of Trolls.

 

I wish my hair was longer.