The Corrupted Wish Game

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but now your immune system is out of whack and you catch many illnesses very quickly and easily..

 

I wish i could think of a better wish..

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted, but your other wishes are forfiet

 

I wish i could be as hilarious as some of the YouTubers i watch.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, entertainment you provide involves your absolute and eternal humiliation.

 

 

I wish to be the monarch of Heaven.

Edited March 7, 2016 by Number107

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

You get to be the monarch of Hell.

 

I wish that the internet here is faster...

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but you cannot use it and everyone else around you brags about how fast it is

 

I wish mirrors could no longer reflect things..

[Minepro 107]

Granted. They just show your worst nightmare when you look into it.

 

I wish for a plush zebra.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but it wasn't stitched and now it's just a pile of fabric and stuffing..

 

I wish for a strawberry made of gold..

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Granted, but it was picked too early, so you only have a teensy tinsy gold strawberry

 

 

I wish there was a blanket that adjust to become whatever temperature I needed it to be in that moment

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but the blanket is made of needles, broken bottles and thorns, so it's impossible to get comfortable in it..

 

I wish I could control time..

[Minepro 107]

Granted, but you can't control your newfound powers and end up destroying history and causing one too many paradoxes.

 

I wish my Ipod's screen is fixed so I can listen to my music again.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, your Ipod's screen is now repaired, but now the rest of the phone is broken an completely nonfunctional..

 

I wish for something..

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

You get nothing

 

I wish for an olive tree and a box of pizza...

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. They are both alive, and will scream in agony for as long as they remain. If you eat the pizza, it will not break down in your stomach and will forever be screaming for death's sweet relief. And you will hear all of it for all of eternity. Or until you die. Did I mention that it's the most delicious pizza in existence?

 

I wish for a quick trip home, unscathed.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but your home also leaves as soon as you arrive

 

I wish i was a super awesome wizard!

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Now, you are a Super Awesome Wizard, based solely on being a wizard, but all your powers are negative, and will backfire a hundred percent of the time. Atleast you can say "Fly, you fools!" now... Wait, that got copy-righted about 6.8 seconds ago. Sorry about that!... Nah, I'm not sorry. Have a "Rekt" card. Just 50 dollars, thank you.

 

 

 

I wish... For nothingess. For the entire world to be plunged into the void.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, The world will be plunged into the void.. But this will occur at the end of time so you will never witness it..

 

I wish i was motivated enough to make myself a banner..

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted, but you're no longer motivated to do anything else.

 

I wish i had a job.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but your job is to clean toilets with your bare hands..

 

I wish I was a character in Diablo..

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

*Granted, you're a Succubus from the first game and you get shot by a Rogue*

 

*I wish I was the UFC heavyweight champion*

[Rainboom Shocks 110]

Granted. But you accidentally become a WWE champion, named John Cena, and you are memed until the end of your days.

 

I wish I was Clayface

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, your face is now made of clay..
 
I wish it wasn't so boring waiting for the MLP season 6 premiere to come out.. -_-

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, you never had to wait as it is never coming out.

 

 

I wish that I had at least a vague idea of what I want to do in the future.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You get a vision of your future, but it is still too vague to understand.

 

 

I wish to be a swordmaster

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you become a badass sword master but you mysteriously get beaten in a duel by a noobie swordsman/swordswoman.

 

I wish Wonder Woman or Red Sonja is my waifu.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, they are both your waifu but they find out they're BOTH your waifus, get jealous of each other.. become furious at you and finally leave.. After beating you to a pulp first..

 

I wish I could do really good voice impressions of characters i like

Edited March 12, 2016 by AURAequine