The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but they you get poisoned.

 

I wish for free money.

Edited June 13, 2012 by Jadefire

[Spark 101]

Granted. Someone robs you.

 

I wish my brother wasn't so obsessed with doctor who.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Now he's obsessed with Adventure Time.

 

I wish for seventeen dollars.

[Spark 101]

Granted. You get robbed AGAIN.

 

I wish someone else would reply to this game other than us.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted, Pinkazoid appears and eats you both

 

I wish Allie was done with that fanfic....

Edited June 13, 2012 by Pinkazoid

[Znex 936]

Granted; it more than merely resembles Half Life: Full Life Consequences

 

I wish I was a wizard with working magic who knew more than to just make bread out of thin air and make people fart, constipated, or wet their pants

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but the only spell you know is the Want-It-Need-It spell, and everything turns to chaos when you use it.

 

I wish for 18 dollars.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted... it's Monopoly money.

 

I wish for a good night's sleep tonight.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You become the next Rip van Winkle.

 

I wish for nineteen dollars.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Here's $18.

 

I wish I could work on that Ganaram fic I was working on back in March, right before my first MLP Forums deconstruction...

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but you get distracted by something shiny.

 

I wish Ganaram would give me that last dollar.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but it's shredded.

 

I wish my fridge would stop trying to make noises and sound like it is trying to talk with me...

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Now it's trying to talk to you much more clearly, and it freaks you out.

 

I wish for world peace.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted.

There is no more food.

 

I wish people would come back and the forums would not seem like it is splitting in places.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Cue HDD failure.

 

I wish I knew if there are people willing to read the fragmented chapters of Ganaram's story...

[Znex 936]

Granted - you find out that there's not even one person who wants to read the chapters

 

I wish Western Civilisation had discovered Scientific Method 1800 years earlier

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, we're now all brains in jars.

 

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Now you have Enuresis.

 

 

Granted - you find out that there's not even one person who wants to read the chapters

 

WHY?!!

 

I wish my shoulder wasn't so obnoxious...

[Znex 936]

WHY?!!

Granted, now your shoulder doesn't bother you at all - it's fallen off completely and can't be reattached

 

I wish we had a functioning colony on Mars

[Jadefire 2,797]

*looks up enuresis*

Oh, you.

 

Granted, but it's run by the North Koreans.

 

I wish for moar swedish fish.

Edited June 13, 2012 by Jadefizoid

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fish_in_Sweden

 

Imma gonna stay away; Something's gonna tell me you're gonna even things out... I wish for a fallout shelter...

 

[Nudges away bowl of warm water]

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but you accidentally lock yourself in.

 

I wish for swedish meatballs.

[Guest]

Granted, but they're... y'know...

 

I wish for fish to be the gator!

[EpicSnivy 8]

Granted.But you are strangled by snakes

I wish i can assasinate trixie

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Someone beat you to the punch.

 

I wish I could play this prank on somepony else:

 

 

Granted. Now you have Enuresis.

 

[Nudges away bowl of warm water]