The Corrupted Wish Game

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

Granted You have to watch Halle Berry's Catwoman until you die of starvation, thirst, or eyeball liquidization.

 

I wish I had 100,000 amazingly awesome and friendly subscribers on my REAL youtube channel: TheWhiteBowser

(shameless plug I know youtube search the channel name and subscribe please )

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You become a white-coloured Bowser, complete with your army of Koopas and Goombas (all of them are white), and you get a white-coloured castle. Everything except you and your army that enters will become as white as paint, as long as they stay within the castle.

 

I wish Prince Blueblood would ride on his chariot (pulled by Trouble Shoes and Double Diamond) to White Castle, the restaurant. At least you can support their business by featuring them in your next videos!

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

Granted Prince Blueblood goes to White Castle but gets food poisoning and dies.

 

I wish my Memoir of Season 1 - It's Time PMV had 2,000 views and lots of awesome comments.

Edited October 19, 2016 by TheWhiteBowser

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You go back in time to prehistory.

 

I wish I can catch a star.

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

Granted. The star crushes you and incinerates you with its size and immeasurable heat.

 

I wish you would actually grant my wishes and then accurately corrupt them -_-

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Due to the broken logic used to make this happen. a wormhole appears and sucks everything into another universe.

 

I wish I can have a horse farm.

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

Granted you have a horse farm, but you also have no way to clean up all the shit that comes from the horses pooping constantly.

 

I wish I was elevated to unicorn status on this forum website without having to make 10,000 more posts.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Because you are a unicorn in this website, you are now the only unicorn (and horse) who can use a computer with your bare hooves. Watch out for those government agents!

 

I wish Party Favor became the happiest horse in the world. His smile all reads, "C'mon every-pony, smile, smile, smile!"

Edited October 19, 2016 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

Granted Party Favor is now the happiest horse in the world. But the only thing that satiates his happiness is murder.

 

I wish you would friend me on this website.

[Tech Reel 444]

Granted, he friends you online but in real life you become enemies. Good luck.

 

I wish that whenever I'm sad Derpy will come and hug me.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Derpy Hooves is too busy delivering mail, so she asked Party Favor to come to you in her place.

 

I wish Party Favor would always smile, and never be sad, or even have a single teaspoon of intellect or sanity, ever again.

Edited October 19, 2016 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

Granted. Now Party favor can't stop smiling. He can't change the expression on his face or convey any sort of different emotion. This leads to him being an outcast and everyone being scared of him.

 

I wish the Season 6 finale had laserbeams in it. I mean I watched the thing early and there were no laserbeams! WTF?

[Tech Reel 444]

Granted, but before you could register the sight and color of the beams they blind you. Next lasers you'll encounter is in laser eye surgery.

 

I wish that I could teleport wherever I want with an inablity to accidentally teleport to anywhere that would endanger or kill me.

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

Granted. But you cannot control your teleportations power and are stuck in an endless loop forever transporting to new worlds without ever the chance to admire or connect with them.

 

I wish I would close my internet and stop being on here so I could work on my PMV.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted, but you spend the rest of your active and free hours (not counting bathroom breaks, meals, or sleep) on PMVs. You go insane from boredom, and you get a high electricity bill.

 

I wish I had a pet Trouble Shoes to plough my farm and pull carts of crops and vegetables. And for others to use him as a stunt horse for movies, like Blanco did for Shadowfax.

[cwhip9 1,078]

granted but all the equipment he use's for the famr breaks spectacularly fast your farm is for ever ruined, those that use him for stunts have the stunts back fire so bad it shuts down the entire production do to damage fees and said movie people sue whats left out of you leaving you with nothing but the shirt on you back.

 

I whish this whish did not back fire on me

 

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You get the stuff that you wished earlier, but they immediately burn as you approach it. At least you can use it to fry a barbecue.

 

I wish Double Diamond and Shadowfax switched places: imagine how fun it would be if that little white horse from Equal-Town skied down Helm's Deep like a shining star!

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

You get this message:

 

413. That’s an error.

Your client issued a request that was too large. That’s all we know.

I wish for a free endless supply of potato chips.

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

Granted. You drown in the sheer amount of potato chips you receive and die from a heart attack.

 

I wish the leaked version of the season 6 finale was at 1080p.

[Tech Reel 444]

Granted, but as you didnt specify which season 6 of which show, you instead get 1080p of Supernatural's season 6 finale.

 

I wish that all the things in my room that I dont want would be in bins in my garage.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. The bins come to life, and start their own music band. They're asking you if you'll let them rent your garage for their band practice.

 

I wish I can find a way to stop Pinkie from appearing in my closet, and taking me away to her fairyland.

[Widdershins 9,959]

Granted. She still appears in your closet, but this one just wants to bake you some Cupcakes.

 

 

I wish I knew. Where my fish did go. My fish. A fish. A fish, fishy  Ohhh. For it went. Wherever I.... Did gooo.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You now find your Pony OCs trying to learn how to fry your fish for your guests. Now one of them is asking you to help them.

 

I wish there is a way to keep EqG Pinkie away from me, because she likes to follow me like a ghost -- maybe, is she a ghost herself?

Edited October 22, 2016 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[Widdershins 9,959]

Well, the easiest way of course, to get rid of a Pinkie is to simply toss a cupcake & then run in the opposite direction. Unfortunately, girl's got a metabolism like a hummingbird so gird yourself to spend most of your budget on projectile pastries! 

 

 

 

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a world apart!

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. The dragons make you a janitor in their trading ship, as they carry good between several alien planets.

 

I wish I can buy some of the aliens' products.