The Corrupted Wish Game

[Vampira Heart 920]

Granted but once your their you'll never be able to leave OwO

 

I wish I had wings in real life O3O

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You are a bird.

 

I wish Gilda visited my dreams tonight.

 

[Widdershins 9,959]

  Heh, he sure is awfully focused on-      *looks at fan-art*               Daaaaang!                            Uhhh.... right!

 

   *Clack, Poof!*   Granted! You two have the times of your lives wrapped up in each other's loving embrace... until you wake up, and like all dreams it quickly fades away from memory until it feels like it never happened at all....

 

 

    Wish I could do that thing that Pinkie does where she can control her hair at will!

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Even though Pinkie can become a fashion model, Rarity captures her and trains her to become her bodyguard, using her prehensile hair as her own weapon.

 

I wish I can free Pinkie and help her set up her own fashion business, far away from Rarity.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not granted, because in what universe is pinkie a fashion model? O_o

I wish Maud could lift a city.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. The city collapses into a pile of rubble.

 

I wish Pinkamena becomes a fashion model.

 

 

Not granted, because in what universe is pinkie a fashion model? O_o

 

 

Pinkamena's hair looks stylish, so this is enough to make me imagine her as a fashion model.

[Widdershins 9,959]

*Clack, Poof!*   Granted!            But since we all know how irrepressible she is, she absolutely insists on creating dresses too! She also insists that all of her creations have to also be edible!  In between literally spoiled dresses and reported constant attacks from ants, the fashion industry soon falls apart!

 

 

   I wish time wasn't a thing. I hate time! Stoopid time!

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Without time, everything stops, and you cannot even move.

 

I wish there is a cure to frozen time.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, Time continues to move.
But the effects of it having stopped for a moment are felt throughout the universe, and it is all destroyed.

 

I wish the universe wasn't destroyed :V

[Vampira Heart 920]

Granted but everyone is blind and deaf

 

I wish I was a kitty xD

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! You're not a kitty.
But a normal kitty. So basically you flop around the house all day and don't do much.

 
I wish most ponies were other races o3o

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Equestria is divided between elephants, giraffes, and gryphons.

 

I wish that it is now a giraffe.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GynzyMV9hHk

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, giraffes take over the planet.

 

I wish screamo never existed (it's literally ear rape)

[Widdershins 9,959]

* Clack, Poof*    Granted! Though since it no longer exists, you can't have referenced it in the first place in order to make the wish thereby causing a paradox that sets things back in order to bring it back into existence. Only this time, when you first experienced it, it literally deafened you.

 

 

  I wish friendly animal-humanoids were as common in real life as they are in Animal Crossing & other video games.

[icyfire 433]

Granted! But unfortunately, humans aren't friendly towards them and beguin to wage war against them despite their friendly demeanour.

 

I wish I was grave enough to get into cosplay and create accurate and interesting outfits.

[Vampira Heart 920]

Granted but if you put a cosplay outfit on you turn into the character and no one knows who you are.

 

I wish I wasn't single xP

[Widdershins 9,959]

 Hoh-Hoh! I don't even need magic to solve that problem! How would you like an Eldritch Horror for a boyfriend!

 

 

 

  I wish I had a sense of smell!

                      (Some catch am I, eh what?!!?)

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! You know have olfactory senses.
Unfortunately you smell everything, ever, at all times.

I wish it was Thursday again so I could pack up and head to Jersey for PonyConNYC.

:3

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. The event is over, but a Juggalo convention takes its place. And it involves motorcycles and parade floats.

 

I wish Juggalos can create an awesome parade.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, They now have the potential to create an awesome parade....but now it will never happen....

 

 

 

 

 

I wish chocolate M&Ms would rain from the sky 

[Vampira Heart 920]

Granted but they evaporate before they get close enough to the ground! And make the air taste gross

 

I wish I could control the weather

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but all you can do is make it rain at will.
 

I wish I had friends again :V

[Vampira Heart 920]

Granted but all your new friends can't hear or see and you have to leave your old friends

I wish I had a i bigger room :3

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! You have a bigger room!
But! You now fill the entire room! D:


I wish PonyConNYC turns out great!
 

[Widdershins 9,959]

*Clack, Poof* Granted! PonyCon goes just SO well & love, harmony & friendship spread to such an intense extent that everyone there melds together into one giant, gelatinous mass of bronydom!

 

 

 

  Wish these darn dishes would stop getting so dirty to where I have to keep cleaning them all the darn time!

 

                                                 Yes, I am making Dishes Wishes.