The Corrupted Wish Game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it turns out it's genetically modified and tastes like Orange.

 

6 hours ago, Widdershins said:

Granted.

 Jesus comes back!

.....

  How's that for a double-edged sword? Holiday starts, now it's the rapture & eternal judgement! It's like the Ultimate Annual Performance Review!

*wheezy laughter* Hhhheeh! I'm horrible!

 

Hoo! Wish I knew when I was taking a joke too far!  Also, bonus wish! Wish I had a meme pic of a double facepalm right about now!

How is that horrible?
Terrible, in the sense of how big it is, but not horrible :V


I wish everyone has a happy easter =w=

 

[Widdershins 9,959]

5 hours ago, The_Gobo said:

How is that horrible?

WeeeEEEll, One could say that crackin' wise about a bibical rapture, the end of all life going to their eternal ends, may not be completely in "goood taste" but humor is as does, eh what? All in good nature, God! I assure thee! Even you gotta admit that a rapture would basically boil down to turning all of the planet into one big DMV!

   If & when it happens, I fully expect a few complaintitive cries of: "Just get me through this line already or send me to Hell!"

 

  Oh, and granted your wish, Gobby!

...

  Oh! You said  EA-ster? I thought you said WE-ester!

  See, that's a holiday of celebrating togetherness! ...that's practiced by everyone in town wandering out to empty lots to aimlessly mill in mumbling crowds together.

    Yeh. It's not a very creative holiday. But hey, Tradition, am I right?!

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not granted because you didn't wish for anything.

And granted, the initial stage of a rapture would be the separation of people, but the end would be a new earth in which are a people governed by God.
One could argue that the rapture would be 'bad' only for those who weren't raptured, but that doesn't make the rapture itself bad o3o

 

[Widdershins 9,959]

3 hours ago, The_Gobo said:

Not granted because you didn't wish for anything.

And ditto right back to yah! Eh? Eeeeh? See what I did there? Pelted you with your own words while reveling in my own blatant stupidity? I'm stupidly clever! ...cleverly stupid?

 

  Wish I could remember when I needed to wish!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you never remember what your wish actually is.

I wish for more wishes o3o

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but now whenever you wish for something you lose years off your life, and if you wish for immortal life or more years you die instantly 

I wish that scruffy was shaven bald

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
But now you have a permanent scruff all over your face

o3o

I wish I had a better beard =w=

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but you get mine that you just granted me finding out scruffy had fleas so it's always itchy unable to rid yourself of them

 

I wish gobo was inside a bubble 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Foolish Fool!
I AM a bubble!
*absorbs the fleas* =w=

 

I wish Arid' would come up with better wishes

 

[Widdershins 9,959]

They do. But then I answer them instead! Hoh-hoh. Clever Me.

 

I wish for "or more years!"

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but now you're stealing years of life from other people

D:

I wish I had the power to ban. =w=

[Widdershins 9,959]

Granted, but you can only ban yourself!

 

  Wish it was easier to make up my mind.

   No, wait! That I had a mind in the first place!

       No, wait! That I could make better decisions!

            No, wait! That I could focus better!

                 No, wait! That I could be more proactive in my-

                         No, wait, the entire uuuniverse! No! The whole-....

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted to the first, you can now make up your mind.
But you can't understand simple concepts like what a mind even is o3o

 

I wish I could turn invisible =w=

 

[reader8363 1,281]

granted, but once you're invisible, you can't change back and your clothes are invisible as well so no one can see you

 

I wish my ocs were real

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But they're normal ponies

I wish Reader8363 had more OC's

 

[reader8363 1,281]

granted, but they'll take over world.

I wish I can control anyone to do my bidding

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But you can only bid them to write more stories about your OC's

XD

I wish I had an OC in the first place :V

 

[Widdershins 9,959]

Granted, but they're my kind of OCs, if you catch what I mean.

 

  I wish somebody besides me and the Gobbo would brohoof things on this thread!

 

Edit: Whoa, what just happened?! Two posts in the time it took to make mine?!!? Eh~ still applies?...

Edited April 17, 2017 by Widdershins

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. It's already happened :V

I wish Widder' would come up with better OC's

There. Corrupt THAT one

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but now they are Mary sues and basically the same oc. Also they smell of rancid turkey

I wish gobo would become a solid 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but then I thaw out.

I wish I had a bowl to sleep in =w=

 

[Lunarpalette 2,175]

Granted, but this bowl has a lid that will never come off! Mwa ha ha ha! 

I wish I could be a Kung Fu master.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted but to master the skills you must read the instructions...

that're inside the bowl you just gave me D:
 

I wish I had a bottle to sleep in =w=

 

[Lunarpalette 2,175]

Granted. But the bottle has a lid that cannot be removed! (Totally original right? XD)

I wish I could be a Sorceress!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
But all your spells... are on a scroll... in the bottle
XD

I wish I had planned that in advance