The Corrupted Wish Game

[genessee 535]

Granted, but they malfunction and misfire, landing on your house, car, phone and of course you.

 

I wish I had straight A's.

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted, but after every A stands "bominable mark" 

I wish it wouldn't rain today. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! It won't rain where you are. Ever. Again.

I wish youtube had better videos =w=

 

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted, all are rick astleys

I wish there was no copyright

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but no one makes any money on anything because it all gets stolen constantly, thus collapsing the economy of everywhere.

 

I wish we all survive that :V

 

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted, but right after everybody gets crushed by a meteorite.

I wish I this is a uncorrupted wish game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but as there was improper grammar, the wish corrupts itself into non-existence :V

I wish people would stop trying to break the game lol

 

[Hierok 11,832]

Ungranted because it is impossible

I wish I there comes a new season H2O: Just Add Water

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it doesn't go well, and ends terribly.

I wish I knew what that was.

 

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted you're now a merblob

I wish mermaids exist

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Gran-wait whut?
The hell's a mer-blob?

I wish I knew :V

 

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted but I don't. Please tell me

I wish season 7 episode 3 was here already.

 

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, but you were killed before you could watch it.

I wish I could mind control others.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but your old body dies everytime you do.

I wish I could bodyswap :V

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

granted! but you be body swapped with rush limbaugh for 1 week D:

I wish I was smarter than that hawking's guy 

[Will Guide 21,362]

Granted! But you lose all emotions!

I wish I could be an excellent swimmer!

[Messy Mane 9,032]

granted! but you will be eaten by jaws >.>

I wish I was TONY MONTANA!

Edited April 23, 2017 by ScruffyTheStallion

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! You are not Tony, right after he dies in a mountain of cocaine.

I wish I was an action hero :V

 

[MxFlix 155]

Granted! But nothing ever happens that would require any action.

I wish I could teleport into fictional worlds.

[Will Guide 21,362]

Granted, but you'll never be real again!

I wish I could fly on my own!

[Sonic Shimmer 4,133]

Granted, but you're unable to get back down and you slowly float away into space.

I wish I had a computer that knew the answer to every single question it was ever asked.

[MxFlix 155]

Granted, but the computer has no way to input any questions.

I wish I would never forget anything.

Edited April 23, 2017 by MisterFlix

[Will Guide 21,362]

Granted, but you'll never forget any and all painful experiences in your life.

 

I wish I could be an excellent Detective!

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted, but only in school

I wish it wasn't late.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! It's even later now!! :V

 

I wish it was tomorrow already so I can go back to work =w=