The Corrupted Wish Game

[NullAccount 287]

Granted. You're fired. 

I wish it wasn't so hot outside. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, the U.S., Russia, and China start flinging nukes everywhere causing a nuclear winter.
It's now -40 degrees fahrenheit everywhere in the world, the celsius scale has been destroyed.

And we're all freezing to death. Way to go.

I wish I had potatos to the end.

 

[Leavemealone 547]

Granted! Now, whenever you speak, instead of words, potatoes come out of your mouth. It's incurable.

 

I wish that my headphones were brand new from a fancy maker.

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but they're those wireless ones from Apple are and they don't work with your smartphone/computer/anything.

I wish for papaya blossoms.

Edited July 10, 2017 by Duality

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but now they are the only plant and you can't do a thing with them!

I wish I was a T-Rex! Like at the start of this video.

 

[Leavemealone 547]

48 minutes ago, Duality said:

Granted, but they're those wireless ones from Apple are and they don't work with your smartphone/computer/anything.

I wish for papaya blossoms.

Dammit.

 

1 minute ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Granted, but now they are the only plant and you can't do a thing with them!

I wish I was a T-Rex! Like at the start of this video.

 

Your brain is now the size of a peanut. Hooray!

I wish for a new Xbox One S console.

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but it has non-standard plugs and it doesn't come with any cords, so you can't actually use it.

I wish for a dollar bill.

[Will Guide 21,360]

@Duality

Granted, it's a bill that says YOU have to pay a dollar.

I wish for a million, happy bucks. (Go for the obvious joke)

[Hierok 11,831]

15 hours ago, Penguinbrony24 said:

Granted, but that someone you have to get into bed with is Discord

That is not corrupted. Discord for life! 

3 hours ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

@Duality

Granted, it's a bill that says YOU have to pay a dollar.

I wish for a million, happy bucks. (Go for the obvious joke)

Granted, but it is in Stan bucks

I wish I had more skill with soccer.

Edited July 10, 2017 by Hierok

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, you are one of the best soccer players, but you get injured every time you step onto the field.

I wish for my cables to never get tangled.

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but they never fit their plugs properly.

I wish for a mediocre sandwich.

[Amys-pmvs 432]

admin: i wish for a friend or boyfreind ethier would be great.... NAH I KNEW NO PONY WOULD FALL FER THAT (walks off sad) I GUESS I HAVE TO JUST SNUGGLE THE LEGO VERSION OF MY CARTOON WAFIU.... (sigh)

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but your boyfriend and waifu lego thing get eaten by a squirrel.

I wish I was better at photoshopping.

Edited July 13, 2017 by Hierok

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but you get photoshopped constantly into random pictures online.

I wish for a unicorn.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

It stabs you

 

I wish for world pizza.

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, the world is now a pizza. It implodes and kills us all.

I wish for a non-homicidal unicorn.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted but some random person gets jealous and stabs you

 

I wish for the absolute worst sandwich possible.

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted. This one is corrupted by itself because it eats you and farts rainbows.

I wish for a quicker wifi connection

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but you only have five seconds before it switches to dial up.

 

I wish for a pet.

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, you now have a bacteria.

I wish for a bigger pet

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted. Enjoy you new pet T-rex.

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Edited July 13, 2017 by -D1SCORDANT-

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, you'll be death.

I wish the Trex wouldn't eat me.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted. He does not eat you. At least not all of you.

I wish Hierok had not met such a fate.

 

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, so he becomes very handsome and powerfull. 

Spoiler

The Trex of course! 

I wish my Trex would go sit on command.

Edited July 13, 2017 by Hierok

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted. But he only sits on you.

 

I wish I wasn't an insomniac.