The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. But that's because you just lost your entire memory.

 

I wish for psychokinesis.

[Xievie 498]

Granted. But nobody really cares about what it is.

 

I wish for more yay.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. The amount of yay makes your head explode.

 

I wish for telekinesis.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Ain't that what Unicorn horns for?

 

I wish I wasn't an insomniac.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. Now you're narcoleptic.

 

I wish I was a unicorn.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but your magic doesn't work properly and you're only able to conjure up rocks

 

I wish I didn't have to edit my wish in

Edited June 27, 2012 by Znex

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Granted. Please wait 4-6 weeks for shipping.

 

HYE ever noticed that that sounds like 46 weeks?

 

I wish I had a comfortable workspace.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but it's so comfortable that you keep falling asleep and nothing ever gets done.

 

I wish I had better sleeping patterns.

[Xievie 498]

Granted. You like it? it's an amazing pattern on the quilt blanket thing isn't it!

 

I wish for more fanfictions that make,me cry, and for fics like cupcakes to never have existed.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted. You cry so much that you lose fifty percent of your body's water mass and shrivel.

 

I wish for a goldfish.

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Granted you have a fish made of gold.

 

I wish Celestia and i were friends.

[Luriel Maelstrom 253]

Granted, but Celestia will turn into Molestia every night and get you.

 

I wish for my pony to become alive.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but it dies.

 

I wish for meat vision.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you get two steaks slapped on your face. I wish for a portal to Equestria in my bedroom.

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Granted but it's in the toilet.

 

i wish i was Loki.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you get beaten to a pulp by the Hulk. I don't have a toilet in my bedroom, so that wish corruption didn't work. I wish for a cupcake.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. It's Rainbow flavored.

 

I wish for a perfectly edible non poisoned non pony cupcake.

[Xievie 498]

Granted. It's Rainbow flavored.

 

I wish for a perfectly edible non poisoned non pony cupcake.

 

Granted, it's a human cupcake.

 

I wish Tom would come.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. Look out, here comes Tom! *you all get crushed*.

 

I wish for diamonds.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Granted.

 

 

Those were your parking tickets, though...

 

I wish I had food.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, it's rotten and poisoned, and eating it will make your stomach explode. I wish Princess Celestia controlled our sun.

[Xievie 498]

Granted. There is no Sun to rise due to Celestia being on Equestria.

 

I wish I would stop being ninja'd

Edited June 28, 2012 by Suskie

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. You start getting samurai'd, instead.

 

I wish I was less tired.

[Xievie 498]

Granted, you're now wheeled.

 

I wish for more cotton candy ice cream

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Granted. [bantaser]

 

iWish Maarten were here...