The Corrupted Wish Game

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but you get trespassed from campus due an unfortunate incident involving a fire hydrant and a flapjack.

I wish for a flapjack.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

Granted, but the flapjack is too big for you to eat.

 

I wish for it to snow in the middle of the summer.

[StoryTail 103]

Granted!  But now you caused global warming to get worse!

I wish I could snuggle up in bed right now...

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you get to snuggle with o3o

I wish Mary Jane Watson is my waifu.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but she's only a dakimakura o3o
I wish I could teleport =w=

 

[TBD 17,254]

granted but your particles have been lost during the trip.

I wish I can run fast like flash or quicksliver.

Edited August 31, 2017 by TBD

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, you can run faster than a speeding bullet.  However, your reflexes are no faster than they were before, and there are walls and trees... everywhere.

I wish I could motivate myself to do something constructive tonight.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted now you have something constructive tonight... but you ended up in jail that night.

I wish I have more time for bull-riding.

 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you can't get OFF of the bull.

I wish I was more productive with my time.

 

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

Granted, but you have less time to productive with.

 

I wish i was better at math.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you pass Math with flying colors, but you get an F with the other subjects...

I wish Principal Cadance is married to me. :3

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but its actually principle Chrysalis in disguise and she suck the every essences out of you.

I wish I have a better way to memorize anatomy. 

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Granted, but you only manage to remember the anatomy of dog genitals.

I wish I had a High Mungus.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you now own a pothead Mungus's  who will keep saying the same horrible dad's jokes and follow whatever you go,  until you go insane. 

I wish for for fall season to come early. 

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Granted. It literally falls. At 500,000 km/h with leaves having been compressed into baseball-sized balls of death. Just one of these leave balls hitting destroys an entire block as a result of the kinetic energy being unleashed onto the poor fucker taking a shit on the third floor. Poor Jared. Should've taken a shit in the yard.

I wish for food.

Edited September 7, 2017 by Yakamaru

[TBD 17,254]

Granted, here's a plastic food toy

I wish "to change the changeling" episode never happen.

 

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, episode 17 is now a different story which concludes with the entire changeling hive sacrificing their shapeshifting abilities and becoming Alicorns.

I wish it was Friday.

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Granted. It is now permanently Friday you monster. All those people looking forward to the weekend. But no. You had to make a wish like that. Won't affect me though, as I am free on Fridays. <3

I  wish I could fly.

Edited September 7, 2017 by Yakamaru

[Guest]

Granted, but you can't land.

I wish I'd taken more photos at the zoo this morning.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but  all of the picture you have took are blocked by your fingers.

I wish i can do to the zoo to see a new baby giraffe. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. but then you start hearing its voice in your head D:

I wish I could speak with animals =w=

 

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, but all they ever do is insult you and criticise your life choices.

I wish I could stop watching youtube videos long enough to make one of my own.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but by the time you finally making you own, you realized YouTube is no more.

I wish I could  become a famous youtuber.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you become famous for something horrifying :V
 

I wish I didn't have so many blasted emotions!
lol

 

[TBD 17,254]

On 9/9/2017 at 7:08 PM, The_Gobo said:

Granted, but you become famous for something horrifying :V

Such as what? haha xp

Granted  you turned out to be a robot who do as I tell you without complaint.

I wish I have a personal assistant like Baymax.