The Corrupted Wish Game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's just a green teddy bear.... no accesories

 

I wish I didn't have any plushies =w=

 

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, they're all mine now.

I wish for moar plushies.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, you have more plushies....

Spoiler

OF US!

 

 

I wish for a plushie of Spider-Woman or Supergiant. o3o

Edited October 8, 2017 by VenoM_LP-4

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, but it's biodegradable and dissolves on contact with water.

I wish for a planet to be named after me.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,129]

Granted, but it's a massive gas giant with absolutely no water to be had.

 

I wish for this pumpkin spice craze to go away.

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, now pumpkin pies just taste like baked pumpkin because no-one puts any spice in them.

I wish for the best hat in the world.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.
You became rainfall and thus cover everyone's heads collectively, and thus the best hat on everyone o3o

 

I wish I could remember more of the SCP's I've read about :3

 

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Congrats, you remember all of them! But every time you think of one, it stalks you or steals someone you care about.

I wish I stopped falling sick again and again.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But you BECOME the sickness and overwhelm others' lives :V

I wish I could cure all the mental illnesses o3o

 

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, but physical ones become the norm.

I wish to be able to do all my assignments perfectly in as little time as I want.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, you finish all the assignments flawlessly, however, when you get to class, you always forget to pass them and thus you fail the school year and don't graduate. o3o

I wish to be the best chef than Jamie Oliver or Gordon Ramsay.

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

Granted, but you are only the best according to yourself

I wish I could draw faster... and have the picture still look good!

Edited October 8, 2017 by SparklingSwirls

[Lightwing 12,955]

Welp, you asked for it, and you get it! ..But here is the thing, you can only draw woonas like this one  and nothing more~!

Now, how about a potato? I want a potato.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not granted, because you didn't wish for one.
Granted, but then the potato becomes sentient and takes over the base.
-tf2coughcough-

 

I wish I could play slime rancher in real life =w=

 

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, but you die from slime asphyxiation.

I wish for cornfleks.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you over-saturate with sugar.
D:
 

I wish I had a sammich to fend off the other slimes o3o

 

 

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, but they eat it all within a minute and start harassing you again.

I wish for a glorious spacelord suit

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's Starlord's and he comes looking for it o3o

I wish I could be a superhero

=w=

 

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, you're now Arm-Fall-Off Boy.

Yes, that is an actual DC superhero.

 

I wish for a paper plane.

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted, but It will burn on takeoff.

I wish for Outkast to reunite.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, they reunite but instead of making hip-hop music, they make pop music ala Britney, or even 1D. o3o

I wish for someone to pay my electric bill. o3o

[TBD 17,228]

Granted  but they only pay a penny for it.

I wish I could try some of these Active charcoal ice cream! 

 

[Widdershins 9,955]

 Granted, you get miner's black lung. A fun way to catch it, but nevertheless!

   Wish I could breathe more reliably out of all my face-holes. Would kinda, probably, make all the sleeping work a bit better for me, lol!

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted, but you are at more risk of congestion

I wish for memes. Good ones. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but the memes don't work o3o
 

I wish for work that memes