The Corrupted Wish Game

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but you're fired !

...ahlalala... I wish yopu could work for me so I could fire you when I want ! YOU'RE FIRED !

[TBD 17,228]

Granted he is now working with you but he was hired as a big boss thus he fired you before you could even fired him.

I wish I can get this boring paper done.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but you get a bad grade now !
Wish I was not in school anymore

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted, but you'll have to teach

I wish for good music

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but your speaker are dead.
I wish for a new bike

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted, but within the first minute of riding it you ride over a thumb tack.

I wish to live in the Equestrian World 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but then you are not best pony

I want to play hockey again.

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted but you have lost all skill, and will never regain it.

I wish I had Telepathy

[Concerned Bystander 2,901]

Granted, you can now hear what everyone is the world is thinking, all the time, and there is no way to turn the volume down.

I wish my kettle was within arm's reach.

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted, but you could never turn it on.

I wish I had another Energy Drink

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but it's so hot that you burn yourself.
I wish had beautiful hair 

[Concerned Bystander 2,901]

Granted, your nose hair is now exceptionally long and silky.

I wish I hadn't put that picture in my own head.

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted. You now have worse mental images.

I wish I could slap people without getting in trouble.

Oh the joys

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Grantd but you don't feel like slapping people anymore.
I wish I could eat without getting fat

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted. You now have Anorexia.

I wish I magically sprouted wings.

Goodbye walking

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but you failed your flying licenss test.
I wish I would have not have to sleep !

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted. You are now sleep deprived and fail everything

I wish sleep wasnt NECESSARY

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

Granted. No one needs to sleep, meaning that the work day/school day increases by about 7 hours. What, you just thought you could sit around all day?  

I wish my old forum friend @equerio would come back.

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted, but he no longer is your friend, not will ever be.

 

I wish I never met that one fool in school....  Yasmin

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, but now they never existed, so you have to live with the guilt of erasing someone from existence for the rest of your life.

I wish for a shiny new calculator.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but it's a broken one

I wish for my headache to be gone forever.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but only because you're dead...so you don'r really feel the pain anymore...mkay ?

I wish I could go to bed without being interupted by this forum

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted, but then you will be brohoofed by The_Gobo and me.

I wish to have Ronaldo's skill.

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, but who's Ronaldo oh wait that's right he's the McDonald's mascot here you go you can have his skill.

I wish for a giant marshmallow.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, *Staypuft Marshmallow Man starts destroying the city and all hell breaks loose* o3o

I wish one of the MLP Forum members could give me a donut, and a hamburger from Burger King. :3