The Corrupted Wish Game

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

Granted but you get overwhelmed by all the wishes directed at you!

I wish more forum members would post pics of themselves on the "post a picture of yourself" thread  

 

[TBD 17,228]

granted but they all just post random pictures to indicated  "this is me"

I wish have wings to fly, so I can travel around faster.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but you can't overspeed speed limit which is 15 km/h
I wish they could cancel all this "speed limit" thing

[Gabosor 3,093]

Granted, but now there are a lot of accidents

I wish many cupcakes

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but then POOF diabetes !

I wish we could eat what we want without health problems !!

[Gabosor 3,093]

41 minutes ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Granted but then POOF diabetes !

That made me laugh a lot  lol

41 minutes ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

I wish we could eat what we want without health problems !!

Granted, but since now on everything tastes bad 

 

[TBD 17,228]

guess no wishes huh?? fine banned.

I wish I can have super speed, so I can get my work done faster.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but now your boss requires you to work 10 x  more !
I wish I could be your boss. NOW GO TO WORK !

[TBD 17,228]

Granted now you're the big boss, but I injured myself due to your harsh treatment and now I'm suing you.

I wish the exotic meats my store ordered are in today.

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, they come in, but they're all in much smaller quantities than what you expect :3
 

I wish my knife would come in the mail already D:
 

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted, but it's a safety knife. 

I wish negative complainers could see my point of view of seeing the positives.

[TBD 17,228]

Grantedm now they're positive that the next day will be worse than before. 

I wish I know what to get for my parent on x-mas.

[Will Guide 21,325]

2 minutes ago, TBD said:

Grantedm now they're positive that the next day will be worse than before. 

I wish I know what to get for my parent on x-mas.

Granted, but now the existence of whatever they were going to give you for Christmas is gone. For example, if they were to give a certain video game, that video game no longer exists; even you forget that it once existed.

Sometimes, I wish I was a snake pony like @Mesme Rize

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but you're a micro sized snake. 

I wish for my research to be published. 

[Gabosor 3,093]

Granted, but is ignored

I wish a new backpack 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, you got a new backpack, which is second hand, and is full of nasty stuff.

I wish I was reinstated as the best Gundam Pilot once more. o3o 

 

[TBD 17,228]

Granted you become  the best Gundam pilot..in your dream

I wish I can have a dog. 

 

[IronM17 5,145]

granted, you get a dog, but the dog is a evil combat dog.

I wish that I can become Rara.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted become a nonstop loop of "Rara,..rara..rara, rara, rara, "

I wish my jacket I wanted is back in stock.

[bronywhocodes 218]

7 minutes ago, TBD said:

Granted become a nonstop loop of "Rara,..rara..rara, rara, rara, "

I wish my jacket I wanted is back in stock.

granted but it's in a completely different colour. 

 

I wish ea would stop being such an anticonsumer company

[TBD 17,228]

Granted now the company is consuming itself.

I wish for the an easy day job during the hoildays. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not granted because of terrible grammar o3o

I wish people would use proper grammar

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Your wish is granting, therefore, I are will granted you're wished. o3o

I wish everyone in this thread would buy me A&W Root Beer and a Dr. Pepper soda. 

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but the drinks is poisoned. 

I wish I have a bottomless stomach so I can eat a lot for thanksgiving. 

Edited November 16, 2017 by TBD

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but thanksgiving is cancelled now.

I wish I had a new phone so I can browse the forum faster