The Corrupted Wish Game

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but he will be rabid

I WISH I WAS A REAL HUMAN BEAN

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you're a mameshiba

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Spoiler

 

I wish I knew more facts o3o

 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but they are all useless

I wish for more chanclas

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but they are torn-out and broken

I wish I haven't ate so much during thanksgiving dinner.

 

[NullAccount 287]

Granted, but you didn't eat enough and pass pass out, and the next thing you know you're waking up and it's Christmas and you eat too much on Christmas instead. 

I wish I didn't have to take online classes for school. 

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but there is no non-online classes that you needed, and  you have fallen behind of your class requirements for the semester.

 I wish all my classes is online.

[Gabosor 3,093]

Granted, but you don't have Internet

I wish an Apple pie

[The_Gobo 36,257]

9 hours ago, Gabosor said:

Granted, but you don't have Internet

I wish an Apple pie

GRANTED

 

 

I wish I had a pie o3o

 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but that shit nasty, yo

 

I wish for some poutine

[Shadow the First 101]

Granted, but its molded.

I wish for you all to shut up.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but after a short pause we only get louder :3
I wish I could hug Shadow the First XD

 

[Flutterstep 46,608]

Granted, but it will also be your last.

I wish this wish gets corrupted.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, it gets so corrupt that it wishes it was never wished.
Which then gets granted in the form of it ceasing to be granted in the first place.

 

I wish for a cyclical wish granting vortex o3o

 

[Shadow the First 101]

Granted, but it has my personality

I wish for an incorruptible wish

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but the wish then wishes something and is thus corrupted by proxy o3o

I wish I could even anime o3o

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but anime is outdated now.
I wish for wonderful dream tonight !

[Ruby Dreemurr 40]

THANK YOU!!! Which Route though...

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Error [404] : Wish not found.

I wish People would remember to what to do in the right thread :V

 

[DuskSong 742]

Granted, people will do the right thing in every thread except for the one you are in.

I wish winter didn't make the days so short!

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but you get extended cold

I wish I was kickin it somewhere nice

[Flutterstep 46,608]

Granted, but you don't stay there long as you get kicked out for kicking it.

I wish I had friends 

[TBD 17,228]

granted but they only using you.

I wish for this semester to end now. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, the school is attacked by Commies and is closed for the next several years, preventing you from completing your degree o3o

 

I wish Christmas takes over through to February :3

 

[Flutterstep 46,608]

Granted, but you slowly turn into milk.

I wish games were great again.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but only because Trump suddenly buys all the major game dev' companies :3

I wish I wouldn't turn into milk T3T