The Corrupted Wish Game

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but you'll still spend a week on the bowl

I wish for a meme.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted, but meme suddenly became outdated and you're alone with your meme that nopony wants.
I wish for WAFFLES !

[Gabosor 3,093]

Granted, but you can,t eat them

I wish less homework 

Edited November 19, 2017 by Gabosor

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.  You never have any homework ever again.
As a matter of fact, you never have school or learning of any sort ever again.
And thus never learn or progress at anything o3o

I wish I could learn something new every day :V

 

[Hierok 11,829]

Granted, but you have tons of homework everyday. :3

I wish my father wouldn't get angry about me spending my time on a computer.

Edited November 19, 2017 by Hierok

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but he'll get angry about you not spending time on a computer

I wish for a pie

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you are now pie o3o

 

I wish for a Christmas miracle :V

 

[Gabosor 3,093]

Granted, but you will not know about it
I wish a new cell phone 

[Patty Thundersnow 4,129]

Granted, but it's a old style flip phone.

 

I wish for some snow this Thanksgiving.

[PlzDelete 2,455]

Granted! But it will be crusty.

I wish I could have a piece of pie right now. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted: Someone lops off a chunk of Pinkie's hair and hands it to you o3o

I wish I had some bubblegum =w=

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but there are brocoli flavored.

I wish for some apple pie

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but it's made with rotten apples. 

I wish i could travel around the world. 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but you can only stay 10 in each country !
I wish for non rotten apple !

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

Granted but it's a plastic apple so you can't eat it.

I wish my crush would like me back   

[Guest]

Granted, but he ends up being a lout.

I wish for the message I've been hoping for the past three weeks; "Jury duty has been canceled; all accounts have settled out of court. Have a nice day."

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

16 minutes ago, SparklingSwirls said:

I wish my crush would like me back   

Ohohoh we all wish that princess, we all wish that....

 

 

11 minutes ago, Sunset Rose said:

I wish for the message I've been hoping for the past three weeks; "Jury duty has been canceled; all accounts have settled out of court. Have a nice day."

Granted but you don't have a nice day ! Muhèhèhèhè 

I wish tomorrow is gonna be a good day !

[Gabosor 3,093]

Granted, but for you is gonna be a bad day 

I wish another 2 hours of sleep

[MilkTea 283]

Granted, but you’ll never wake up.

I wish to stop dozing off in class.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted you now are fully and deeply asleep in class, no more dozing.

I wish for spider to stop bitting me ! What's wrong with you spiders ???

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but they weren't radioactive, so now you can't be Peter Parker

I wish for a Great Mouse Detective sequel

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but all the characters dies on the first two mins of movie.

I wish for a simple and nonchaotic black friday's day. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.
But all the chaos goes to where ever else you have relatives.
They get swarmed, and their town overrun with the market madness.

I wish I didn't have to work ten-hour days this week =w=

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted you are now fired.

Wish I could get myself a new car

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

Granted but it's a toy car.

I wish I had more motivation!