The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

3 minutes ago, Qrow Branwen said:

Granted except he's not.

 

I wish comic book Wednesday would get here faster.

Granted but in your country comic books become illlegal.

 

I wish I could meet my waifu Twilight

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Granted, but she is too obsessed with you

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

2 minutes ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

Granted, but she is too obsessed with you

That's not bad thing **heart pounds out of chest**.

 

I wish I woke up as a pegasus that could fly!

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Granted, but you will crash a lot

 

I wish I had a mini fridge

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, it crashes through the ceiling and destroys your computer D:
 

8 hours ago, Rainbow-The-Brony said:

Granted, but your computer can't support the speed so the exstorsionate price is mostly just wasted.

 

I wish that @The_Gobo wouldn't be smooze.

I wish I knew why they didn't want me to be a slime o3o

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

4 minutes ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

Granted, but you will crash a lot

 

I wish I had a mini fridge

Granted but it froze you and you woke up 666 years later.

 

I wish I woke up as a pegasus that could fly and wouldn't crash at all!

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Granted, but you can never land again

 

I wish I had something to drink right about now

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

2 minutes ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

Granted, but you can never land again

 

I wish I had something to drink right about now

Granteed but it is lava!

 

I wish to wake up and all anti bronies became bronies!

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Just now, Rainbow-The-Brony said:

Granteed but it is lava!

 

I wish to wake up and all anti bronies became bronies!

Granted, but they soil it with other fandoms.

 

I wish I had a hamster

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

2 minutes ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

Granted, but they soil it with other fandoms.

 

I wish I had a hamster

Granted but it runs away and eats a pony!

 

I wish my cat didn't have a taste for blood!

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

Granted, but it eats all your snacks.

 

I wish I had a never-ending bottle of sriracha.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you're obliged to finish it in one shot !

I wish for the rain to stop for a second !

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

4 minutes ago, Artimis Whooves said:

Granted, but it eats all your snacks.

 

I wish I had a never-ending bottle of sriracha.

Granted, it drownes you tho.

 

I wish for to be a pegasus with no flaws

1 minute ago, Trotteurliciously Sauvage said:

Granted but you're obliged to finish it in one shot !

I wish for the rain to stop for a second !

Granted but it never stops again.

 

I wish for to be a pegasus with no flaws

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

Granted, but you're banned from Equestria for being a mary-sue.

 

I wish I had a portal gun.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But it can only shoot the blue portal :3

I wish I had the gun that shoots the other portal

 

Edited January 2, 2018 by The_Gobo

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

2 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

I wish I had the gun that shoots the other portal

Granted, but now we're stuck in the Portal 2 co-op campaign.

 

I wish I had wings.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

2 minutes ago, Artimis Whooves said:

Granted, but now we're stuck in the Portal 2 co-op campaign.

 

I wish I had wings.

Granted but you met your crush and then they fell off!

 

 

 

I wish I was a pegasus without any flaws (apart from alchoholism)

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

Granted, your liver has now shut down.
(Also, you're still banned)

I wish I could solve a Rubix cube under 5 minutes.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

1 minute ago, Artimis Whooves said:

Granted, your liver has now shut down.
(Also, you're still banned)

I wish I could solve a Rubix cube under 5 minutes.

Granted but you became a Rubix Cube.

SAME!

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

Granted, now under five minutes is the average time for everyone, so it's not cool anymore.

 

I wish I could control gravity.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

2 minutes ago, Artimis Whooves said:

Granted, now under five minutes is the average time for everyone, so it's not cool anymore.

 

I wish I could control gravity.

Granted, but when ever you try it breaks most bones in your body.

 

I wish I wasn't ostritchzied for being a brony

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you're accepted as the very colorful being that you are
I wish everyone was a slime :3

 

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

Granted, but we're all stuck together.

I wish I had the worlds fastest time for speedrunning kingdom hearts 2.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you aren't ever allowed to play it again after, allowing others to beat your score o3o
I wish I had a cookie o3o

 

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, but that would be the only thing you could eat for the rest of your life.

I wish I can get a lava lamp