The Corrupted Wish Game

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, but now you are comstantly under threat of you phine exploding at a 1% chance

 

[Hierok 11,831]

Just now, SparkliciousSwirls said:

Granted but now he calls you his waifu instead. @Gobo

Edit: Granted I guess.

I wish I didn't have to charge my phone.

Granted, but he will forever stand off.

I wish I would never be ninjaed.

Just now, Kitty_Cat said:

Granted, but now you are comstantly under threat of you phine exploding at a 1% chance

 

Like now. XD

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

1 minute ago, SparkliciousSwirls said:

Granted but now he calls you his waifu instead. @Gobo

Edit: Granted I guess.

I wish I didn't have to charge my phone.

Granted but it stops working an hour later!

 

I wish that **insert wish here**

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, but you will have to become a ninja first.

I still wish for nothing.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted you now have everything !

I wish to sleep well tonight !

[JustGaby 3,099]

Granted, but still you can not rest
I wish more time to spend in the forums

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you're the only online user !

I wish for a new bed ! 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

Granted but the user above you is naked in it  

I wish more people would comment on my blog!  

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Just now, SparklingSwirls said:

Granted but the user above you is naked in it  

I wish more people would comment on my blog!  

Granted gimme your blog and I'll erase it.

I wish for a trip in south america

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you end up shipping there in a box o3o

I wish I could be a youtuber :V

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted you're one of the 13564189 youtuber out there and nobody watches you !

 

I wish for calm and peace

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. It gets so calm and chill that you fall into a coma D:

I wish I had a better phone =w=

 

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

Granted, but the screen is cracked.

I wish I could come up with better ideas.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you forget them as you post them

I wish everyone was slime =w=

 

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

Granted, but now you're a tar.

 

I wish my laptop battery didn't die so fast.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but now the battery never dies and you're obliged to stay on your laptop forever !

I wish for some sleep

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

3 minutes ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Granted but now the battery never dies and you're obliged to stay on your laptop forever !

I wish for some sleep

Granted, but Luna doesn't allow you to leave your dream ever.

 

I wish for more name changes

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, everyone starts cycling names everytime I change my face

 

I wish people would change their avatars more often :3

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

11 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, everyone starts cycling names everytime I change my face

 

I wish people would change their avatars more often :3

 

Granted but you get bannished!

 

I wish the smooze (@The_Gobo) would become a pony

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Nevar!
I wish there was more time in the day :3

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

1 minute ago, The_Gobo said:

Nevar!
I wish there was more time in the day :3

 

Granted but the smooze evaporated (not a great day for lord smooze  )

 

I wish the smooze would solidify AFTER EVERYPONY GETS OUT

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but you're the one who's responsible for breaking it apart so it can be disposed.  (It's as tough as reinforced concrete.)

 

I wish I had a device that could manipulate anything about me. (I'd be the only one able to see/use it.)

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you find a toolgun from garrysmod. But it only works on your ragdoll, not you.

I wish I still made comics in gmod :/

 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but they look Celestia awful, like a the nine-year old players tried to make them.

 

I wish I had added a wish when I initially posted this post and didn't have to edit it in.

 

Edited January 8, 2018 by Superplay64

[JustGaby 3,099]

Granted, but you wish disappear since your wish was added when you edited your post it contradicts your wish not fulfilling the condition and you have to edit your post anyway

Same

Edited January 9, 2018 by Gabosor