The Corrupted Wish Game

[Longhaul 6,831]

Granted.  It's Prince Farquaad.

I wish I had a butler.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's the butler from Big O

o3o

I wish rarity could summon gems at-will

XD

 

[TBD 17,253]

granted but a horde of hungry dragons is coming to you.

I wish I can work in the elephant scenery

 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! but you're the poop cleaner of the elephants!

I wish for a response!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! :3

I wish there was more work to do today :V

 

[TBD 17,253]

granted but the "more" work involved with 10 hours of babysitting a banana

I wish to travel in sea without any trouble. 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you end up joining the staff of a cruiseship and become a permanent towel-boy by contract D:
I wish we could all get some good lightning experiences :3

 

[TBD 17,253]

granted, you're a lab rat for the electricians.

I wish that I can travel  with the Doctor in a TARDIS.

 

 

Edited May 3, 2018 by TBD

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.
Traveling with him is already hazard enough :V

I wish I could be a side character in an episode of Doc Who :3

 

[Prometheus 3,038]

Granted! But you're a Slitheen character.

I wish I could marry Cate Blanchett in her prime.  

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT then she turns out to be a real pain in the ass.

I wish Harambe was still alive. ;-;

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they're not a human being D:

I wish I could turn into a bird o3o

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

2 hours ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, but they're not a human being D:

Harambe isn't a human tho.Its a gorilla

Also,Granted! BUT you can't fly.

I wish for a heart

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,006]

Granted, but it's made out of plastic and serves as no emotional or biological enhancement.

This isn't the Wizard of Oz.

I wish for the next Sonic the Hedgehog game to actually be good.

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but the game is delayed countless times! 

I wish for this wish to not be granted! 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! Nothing happens!
 

I wish I felt like doing more over the weekend =3=

 

Edited May 4, 2018 by The_Gobo

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted! You feel like burning down your house! 

i wish that Gobo wasn't an arsonist.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, I never burn anything... >w>

I wish I had a bonfire O3O

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT Rule #1: Thou shall never change Gobo

Gobo is Gobo,and there is no changing a very nice and cool dude.

EDIT: Granted! BUT you accidentally fall into it D:

I wish I was a nice and cool dude...sometimes.

Edited May 4, 2018 by Messy Mane

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you freeze over and someone makes an ice-related pun :3
I wish I could make more creative puns T3T

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT nobody's around to hear them D:

I wish I had long hair

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted? Do you not already? O_o

I wish I was an oldtaku

:3

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT sadly I don't know how to corrupt your wish since I don't know what that is.

I wish McDonald's was healthy

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted! It tastes like hot garbage now! 

I wish that my microphone wasn't dusty.

Edited May 5, 2018 by Recherche

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it's broken instead.

I wish I had a six pack