The Corrupted Wish Game

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted. Your wish is that you wished you knew what to wish for.

 

I wish the moon would spin at a faster rate.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted. This causes a tsunami.

 

I wish nobody would ninja my post. Total hopes nobody will...

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, Nobody posts at all

 

I wish for new legs

Mine fell off MFCing VDO

Edited July 15, 2012 by dominatorstrangeman8

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

Granted - feet with deformed toes.

 

I wish for a new internal hard drive.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted. Go to the morgue. <- still fits. :3

 

I wish for the end to the wars that plague this world. (someone better get this reference.)

Edited July 15, 2012 by Parties like Pinkie

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. I don't get the reference...

 

I wish I got the reference...

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted. You'll figure it out eventually.

 

I wish SOMEONE got the reference.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. They go mad from the revelation.

 

I wish for my own personal indentured servant.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted. He's bedridden.

 

I wish for hot water.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. Man, that water is so hot. You would totally tap that.

 

I wish I had the inspiration to join a roleplay here.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. The inspiration is there, but the roleplays are gone.

 

I whish knew how the universe worked.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. The universe is destroyed and replaced with something even more bizarre. Some say that this has already happened.

 

I wish you were Lauren Faust.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted, but the more time I spend posting here, the longer it'll take for Season 3 to start.

 

I wish for unlimited ammo.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, Lauren Faust is a little girl, causing the show to be very strange. ninja'd

I don't know what an ammo is...

 

I wish I had graham crackers.

Edited July 16, 2012 by Filly Pinkie Pie

[Retden 19]

Granted, those crackers are stale.

 

I wish I'm Goku.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

That makes no sense -_-

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted, you never wished for anything.

 

I wish I could learn to take these corruptions for granted.

[Burnt Toast 9]

Granted, but then it surprises you and DOESN'T grant your wish.

 

 

I wish for mah bukkit

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, your bukkit explodes. I wish for Rainbow Dash to appear at my door.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted. She's here to send you hate mail.

 

I wish I were slightly insane (in a good way)

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted. You are taken to a mental institute in Sweden where they don't allow Internet or Television.

 

I wish I could freeze time.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

granted, but you get frozen, too.

 

I wish potatoes.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, however, you have frozen yourself

The potatoes are rotten

I wish this thunderstorm would go away

Edited July 16, 2012 by dominatorstrangeman8

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Granted, but a hailstorm starts instead

 

I wish my wishes weren't corrupted

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Not granted.

 

I wish I had the ability to use improper grammar

Edited July 16, 2012 by Filly Pinkie Pie