The Corrupted Wish Game

[Retden 19]

Granted. It's completely frozen.

 

I wish I have a lot of money.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted. It's fake.

 

I wish for Pinkie Pie.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, the universe explodes, or you get a Pinkie Pie plushie, I don't know. I wish for Rainbow Dash to be right next to me.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

granted. you now have a plastic RD toy.

 

i wish i had epic theme music.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. It is the shortest epic theme song at 2 seconds long.

 

I wish Rarity was my best friend.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. Now guess who gets to babysit her destructive little sister?!

 

I wish for better art skills.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You're blind.

 

I wish I had actually gotten that one-eyed turtle plush from the thrift store I visited today. Yeah, I'm weird...

[Retden 19]

Granted, that turtle is now shrunk by 100%.

I wish the pony after me is allergic to bacon.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, I recover from the allergy. I wish the pony before me blew up(exploded).

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. Guilt prevents you from sleeping at night.

 

I wish for fireworks.

[Retden 19]

Granted, you blew up.

I wish the last poster of this topic is allergic to chocolate and bacon.

[Revelaitons 11]

Granted, but this topic goes on forever, so there is no last poster.

I wish that everypony thought Applejack was best pony.

Edited July 18, 2012 by Revelaitons

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted, but now it's not as fun to agrue about who is best pony anymore.

 

I wish for a new turntable.

[Twiliscael 3,960]

Granted, but Applejack then gets replaced by JackleApp in the following episodes.

ninjas, ninjas everywhere.

 

Granted but it's stolen from Vinyll Scratch and she comes and steals it in your sleep.

Edited July 18, 2012 by ADashOfRainbow

[Count Paradox 3,548]

y u no have wish?

 

I wish that Vinyl Scratch was my best friend

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, she's a vampire, and drains your blood in your sleep. I wish bronies were featured in Season 3.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted. The bronies featured are haters in disguise.

 

I wish for ponies.

[Revelaitons 11]

Granted. The Cutie Mark Crusaders are camping in your house tonight.

I wish I was 20% cooler.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. You get ninja'd.

 

I wish I was stashed somewhere in Ponyville, in case of mathematics emergency.

Edited July 18, 2012 by Digit Sums

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You get stashed in a fireplace, but you suffocate before there's a math emergency.

 

I wish for Big Macintosh.

[Revelaitons 11]

Granted, but he's under the effects of a love poison.

I wish for Big Macintosh WITHOUT love poison :3

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

• Granted, he still manages to get under the effects of the love poison. I wish the CMC camped in my house.

[Revelaitons 11]

Granted, but they all go into Everfree forest and get turned to stone by a Cockatrice.

I wish I would stop granting wishes.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, banned. I wish my house wasn't near the Everfree and the CMC still camped there. (My house is on Earth, and nowhere near Equestria, so there.)

[XrosOver 613]

Granted, your house is now in a volcano and the CMC disbanded. I wish I would die by a sonic rainboom.