The Corrupted Wish Game

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted.

 

 

I wish my bladder wasn't full...

[~WhiteHawk~ 186]

Granted. *waves magic wand*

 

I wish math would get out of my food.

[Digit Sums 42]

I'm afraid I can't do that, WhiteHawk.

 

I wish for somepony to make a pun out of my username.

[FireFox 82]

Granted your name makes front page on http://puns.icanhascheezburger.com/ but nobody believes it was you.

 

I wish my beta test suggestions would be taken seriously.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. They are seriously ignored.

 

I wish for a plane ticket home.

[FireFox 82]

You get a plain ticket home.

 

I wish 50's "bubble gum" music still topped the billboard charts.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted, but now everyone thinks it blows.

 

I wish to ride the midnight train going anywhere.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. You've arrived in Hell.

 

I wish my boss would stop bitching.

[Bari 7,023]

Ok, now you don't have a job.

 

I wish I could read minds.

[Roi 100]

Granted.You dont know how to..

I wish i could draw better..

[Lightning Flicker 101]

Granted, but you can only draw horribly maimed images of the mane six.

I wish I could draw anthropomorphics.

[Quill The Pony. 175]

penis.

I wish I could be roomates with Octavia.

[Lightning Flicker 101]

Granted, she becomes unable to play well, but she thinks she still can.

I wish I had an corruptible wish.

[Bari 7,023]

Granted, but you die the next day.

 

I wish I had a Pinkie Pie blob.

Edited August 2, 2012 by Coeus

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted, but it thinks it's name is Flubber, turns green, and starts bouncing everywhere.

 

 

I wish this wish was the next persons wish. :3

Edited August 2, 2012 by Parties like Pinkie

[rainbow dash22 29]

Granted but you have to be a pony

 

I wish I had a million rainbow dashes

[Lightning Flicker 101]

Granted, but they all think you're lame.

I wish I could be my OC and live in Ponyville.

[Bari 7,023]

Granted, but all the other ponies are made of stone.

 

I wish for a party cannon.

Edited August 2, 2012 by Coeus

[rainbow dash22 29]

Granted but it shoots you In the face

 

I wish my rainbow dashes think I'm awesome

[Lightning Flicker 101]

Granted but they get kidnapped.

I wish all the other ponies stopped being stone.

[Bari 7,023]

Granted but you're sent home while still remaining a pony

 

I wish for a Pelican.

Edited August 2, 2012 by Coeus

[Lightning Flicker 101]

Granted. It poops on your head.

I wish my mate would become a pony too. ^^

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You end up turning into a mouse.

 

I wish my bladder wasn't extremely full.

[rainbow dash22 29]

Granted. It went away then came back and you peed yourself

 

I wish that everyone went to equestria and got turned into ponies

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. We all turn into the nonmagical, nontalking, nonflying variety. As in ponies from Earth.

 

I wish for World Peace.