The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Soldier 2,043]

Granted. It's too small to play with.

 

I wish for an empty cardboard box as big as I am.

 

Granted, but somepony pushes you in and tapes the box shut, making you unable to get out. You die eventually of dehydration, starvation, and oxygen deprivation.

I wish to blow up, I mean like get big.

[Inactive Account 104]

Granted, but somepony pushes you in and tapes the box shut, making you unable to get out. You die eventually of dehydration, starvation, and oxygen deprivation.

I wish to blow up, I mean like get big.

 

Granted, you blow up so much, that you blow up.

 

I wish every pony was Rainbow Dash.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted, everypony is now identical in every way so now nopony has anything new to talk about and the whole world calpses from the boardum.

I wish for jellybeans!

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted however you're in Soviet Russia and in Soviet Russia...

Jelly Beans eat you

 

I wish I had a heart

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted, but it no longer beats. You are now dead.

 

I wish for more wishes.

[Inactive Account 104]

Granted. You get a heart full of desires instead of magical wishes. You drive yourself insane for not being able to fulfill your wishes.

 

I wish for a perfectly fine bowl of Ramen noodles that taste yummy with an indestructible fork.

Edited October 5, 2012 by Wonderbolt Rainbow Dash

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted. The noodles are so fine and thin that they get stuck in your teeth. Your teeth rot from the decaying food and you now have to get your food through a straw.

 

I wish I could be a Wonderbolt!

[Inactive Account 104]

Granted. The noodles are so fine and thin that they get stuck in your teeth. Your teeth rot from the decaying food and you now have to get your food through a straw.

 

I wish I could be a Wonderbolt!

 

HAH! I can still eat ramen without teeth!

 

Granted. You're a pony, and you fall from the sky during your debut show.

 

I wish for a lottery ticket.

Edited October 5, 2012 by Wonderbolt Rainbow Dash

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

HAH! I can still eat ramen without teeth!

 

Granted. You're a pony, and you fall from the sky during your debut show.

 

Since you didn't wish for anything your wishing privlages have been revoked 5,000,000,000 miliseconds

 

I wish my wish will not be corupted.

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 40,594]

Mitt Romney comes along and says "Too bad!" then proceeds to corrupt your wish.

 

I wish that Tarja Turunen and Annette Olzon would do a permanent switch-a-roo.

[Inactive Account 104]

Granted. But, Mitt Romney is still in play corrupting wishes.

 

I wish someone would exile Mitt Romney.

[sheparddog 8]

he is exiled is the dethstar you doomed.

 

i wish for scp-117.

[Inactive Account 104]

Granted, the multi-utility it brings makes an extraordinarily famous survivalist. bear grylls becomes angered for stealing his spotlight and takes his revenge upon you; which you did not survive.

 

I wish for something random to happen.

[The Soldier 2,043]

Granted, the multi-utility it brings makes an extraordinarily famous survivalist. bear grylls becomes angered for stealing his spotlight and takes his revenge upon you; which you did not survive.

 

I wish for something random to happen.

 

Granted. You are now randomly dead, making you miss Season 3 of MLP:fim.

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 40,594]

I wish that you would make a wish for me to corrupt, but you did not, so my wish is already corrupt. Corrupt me twice mofos!

[Bari 7,021]

Your brain implodes from over corruption.

 

I wish I could just snap my fingers to make beautiful art everyone will love.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except you forgot how to snap.

 

I wish I had a raging Nightmare Moon! ON THE MOON!

[Inactive Account 104]

Granted. The real Nightmare Moon rages you to death while your lungs implode for being in space. You died twice, don't ask me how, but you did.

 

I wish I had the ability to promote myself.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted. You promote yourself so much that everyone now hates you and you are banned from everywere.

 

I wish my computer would work better.

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Granted but it as slow internet.

 

 

I wish I could be more epic then normal.

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Granted, you are considred too epic. SO epic that you are considred a threat to society, and the government locks you away forever.

 

I wish i wasn't so bored...

[FireFox 82]

Granted, you have so much going on that you don't even remember your name.

[Inactive Account 104]

Granted?

 

I wish I had the ability to control time.

[FireFox 82]

Granted, you can control time, but time doesn't exist. Everything is happening at the exact same time.

 

I wish that I hadn't forgot to make a wish on my last post.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted. Time trys to go back so you can repost, but it goes to far and won't stop.

I wish I could be everything at once.