The Corrupted Wish Game

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted it is the part where you suffer for the rest of your life

I wish that I had a coke to go with my chips

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Granted. You now get Pepsi instead.

 

I wish I had some Pizza.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted it is pony pizza

I wish I had more of whatever I was drinking

[Nico 790]

Granted, but this time it's poisoned.

 

I wish my tooth would stop aching.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted you are toothless

I wish for world peace

[Nico 790]

Granted you are toothless I wish for world peace

Do I get to be a baby gator, too? 'Cause that would be awesome, because Gummy is awesome.

 

And granted, but then everyone goes to the moon and wages war there.

 

I wish I was resistant to ever getting dirty.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Eenope, Gummy is with me and Pinkie in the moon, according to a previous corruption (not yours)

Granted because you are in the moon!

I wish my computer would start working so I can stop using my dad's phone

[Darkshine 12]

Granted but it blows up the moment you touch it when it's fixed.

 

I wish for Mine Little Pony to be 1.0.0.

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Granted. Its till horridly buggy though.

 

I wish to be best pony.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted you are the best pony on the SUN!! (Because I am the best pony in the moon)

I wish I had Rainbow Dash from MLP FIM

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Granted, but she's under the power of Discord and has abandoned you to go save Cloudsdale.

 

I wish I could go to the UK.

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Granted. Unfortunately, you some how end up in Canada. Thats too bad, eh?

 

I have a wish? Oh, I wish I'd known that earlier.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted but it is somehow corrupted

I wish I had more food that is NOT poisoned on the moon for me, Pinkie and Gummy

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Granted. You get oatmeal.

 

Since I'm still in Canada, I wish I could go to Vancouver.

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Granted. Unfortunately, you get attacked by evil yeti/beaver/moose hybrids. Talk about bad luck, eh?

 

I wish the Flying Dutchman was a vegetarian! So that way he won't eat us!

Edited November 21, 2011 by Tom the Rock

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Granted. You are now a carrot.

 

Evil animals?! I wish I had a shovel.

[KPM 288]

Granted. The shovel however appears to be too heavy for you to carry.

 

I wish I was amazingly agile, and I befriended a girl similar to Pinkie Pie (Inb4 someone corrupts this to my benefit)

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Granted. Unfortunately, she has a giant pet crocodile. And it was hungry when you befriended the girl similar to Pinkie Pie.

 

Opps.

 

I wish Spike really did turn into a new Rainbow Dash.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted but he is the same Rainbow Dash that left me to go save Cloudsdale (Payback time PInkazoid style!)

I wish I was Fluttershy (I don't care if it is the discorded version)

Edited November 22, 2011 by ThePinkazoid

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Granted. Too bad your banished to the Everfree Forest for stealing the princess' pet.

 

I wish for a brohoof.

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

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No Brohoof can ever be corrupted. Its a sin to do so.

 

I wish I was Discord, and not trapped in stone.

[Nico 790]

Granted, but you're frozen under 1,000 tons of ice.

 

I wish the world didn't have to end in 2012.

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Granted. It was rescheduled to the end of 2011.

 

I wish I was in Ponyville.

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Granted, but Discord turned it into CHAOS PONYVILLE!

 

I wish I had some gloves.

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Granted. But unfortunately, they're shoes. While still being Gloves. Your mind explodes trying to comprehend that.

 

I wish I was as brave as Leroy Jenkins.