The Corrupted Wish Game

[MetalGearP0n3 29]

Granted but the Hyrda come and take it away.

 

I wish I was able to buy music from Yourenigma's bandcamp. D:

[Magicon 468]

Granted. Too bad the quality is terrible.

 

I wish I had more freedom from my parents.

[Starshine 16,330]

Granted, now you live with your aunt and your uncle on Bel-Air

 

I wish for a bag of explosives

[MetalGearP0n3 29]

Granted, but none of them detonate.

 

I wish for a fish :U

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Congratz you get a giant, sentient, man-eating shark

 

I wish I was a Faust pony!

[Bari 7,021]

Granted, but you lose all your memories.

 

I wish everyone would know my name. And that they'd be really glad I came.

Edited August 11, 2012 by Berry Pie

[Magicon 468]

Granted. Everypony saw you in that porno

 

I wish my mind wasn't so corrupted.

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted. You no longer have any idea what sex is.

 

I wish I made more money.

[MetalGearP0n3 29]

Granted but you get caught using construction paper money with crayon drawn on it. :U

 

I wish I had more mini gargoyles.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Granted. Your face=eaten

I wish that my pc's sound wouldn't cut out while I'm trying to listen to ponies!!!!! :angry: :angry:

Edited August 21, 2012 by Red

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Granted, ur pc is broken. Now the sound shouldn't cut out anymore!

 

I wish for a cookie.

[Burnt Toast 9]

Granted, but the unthinkable happens; it's a RAISIN COOKIE. You spend the next week washing out your mouth.

 

I wish I were an amazing gymnast.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Granted, you are now an amazing hit on youtube, involving a tragic double leg break

I wish my Senior year would get here sooner! TT3TT

[Bari 7,021]

Granted. But, afterwards, it zips by you and you rapidly age to death.

 

I wish my story will be a success.

Edited August 23, 2012 by Berry Pie

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. You lose all of the data due to a hard drive failure.

 

I wish I had the money to build a new computer.

[MetalGearP0n3 29]

Granted. But it evolves into a super computer somehow and takes over the Earth with you to do its bidding.

 

I wish I had the motivation to finish this 'large' plushie.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

granted but thew motivation is Texas style.......meaning it's with a firearm

I wish I had something to wish for......

[Count Paradox 3,548]

granted, you now wish for everything

 

i wish i had the perfect lasagna that only i could eat

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

granted but it's two weeks old

I wish for everything!!!!

[Count Paradox 3,548]

granted, you get everything but it goes into a black hole.

 

i wish for zombies

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Granted. They kill u.

 

I wish for... NOTHING.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

granted, you have now destroyed the universe using your paradox

I wish I could be a Faust pony :3

[Count Paradox 3,548]

granted. nothing exists anymore, not even u.

 

i wish for immortality

 

DAMN NINJA

 

granted, you are a background pony with no name

 

again, i wish for immortality

Edited August 23, 2012 by Jack Skellinghoof

[MetalGearP0n3 29]

Granted but you're kidnapped and used as a test monkey.

 

I wish for a cow

[Bari 7,021]

Granted. The cow charges at you and makes you hit your head. Then you go on a crazy rampage and end up in jail.

 

I wish to have unbelievable art skills.

Edited August 23, 2012 by Berry Pie