The Corrupted Wish Game

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. That'll be 1000 dollars.

 

I wish for real batteries; These Rayovacs aren't just cutting it.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You are now under arrest for battery.

 

I wish I had $1000.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but you obtain forged money.

 

I wish I could do more in less time.

[Envoy-in-exile 101]

Granted, you burn out and spend the next week unable to do anything

 

I wish it would stop raining so much and my flu will be gone.

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

Granted, you just got cancer.

 

I wish that I never posted here.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

The above post has been deleted by some random moderator. However,...

 

 

Granted, you just got cancer.

 

I wish that I never posted here.

 

I wish I won the game.

[Storm Cloud 2]

Granted, but in winning the game, you've destroyed all point to your life, and now weigh of four-hundred pounds and do nothing but eat fast food and watch TV.

 

I wish for Joseph Kony to die.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Grated, but he gets replaced by his younger brother Raul.

 

I wish I had wings.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and they burn out a la Icarus.

 

I wish there were more people posting in this topic.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but eventually too many people are making posts too quickly and nopony can properly grant any wishes, because nopony can grant any wishes people eventually start getting tired of trying and all the new people leave, the topic dies

 

I wish that modern music would die and all the good music from late 80s and mid 90s would become more popular and I never hear some shit rap song ever again

Edited March 10, 2012 by XxZomBloxxorxX

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but then it quickly becomes unenjoyable.

 

I wish I had the guts to muster up a video with my own voice in it.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but it's terrible and everypony hates you for it.

 

I wish I knew how to make dubstep so I could create pony music.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but then your channel's bombarded by huge groups of dubstep haters.

 

I wish I had awesome, free, and user-friendly music programs with which to make pony music.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but people make fun of your music.

 

I wish I was better at stuff.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but everyone else can't recognise your talents.

 

I wish I could think of things to wish for.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but you never think of anything else for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I was a genius.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You've now been assigned how to figure out how to stop an asteroid from impacting the earth. You have 72 hours.

 

I wish for a well-furbished nuclear bunker, because I'm really gonna need it.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but then the world implodes.

 

I wish everyone used fruit as weapons instead of guns and bombs.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but eventually the insanity of modern technology even makes fruits deadly e.g: Pineapple Bomb form Bloons Tower Defense

 

I wish that bronies could and will take over the world and make it a happier and more magical place

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but a Big Brother-type comes into power and we become like the Party in 1984.

 

I wish my headphones were not broken.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but your computer is broken.

 

I wish I could master the art of 3D.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but a weird glitch in them causes music to always be 10k times louder, your head explodes and you die

 

I wish I had more games to play on the forums, I've been playing the same 5 games for hours

 

ninja'd... >_<

 

Granted, but you become world renown and can't deal with all the stress so you ragequit life

 

I wish there were some way to avoid Ninjas

Edited March 10, 2012 by XxZomBloxxorxX

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but now you're vulnerable to samurai.

 

I wish I was a pony.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but you still live on in the realm of Humans.

 

I wish I knew Aldous Huxley personally.

[ZomBrony 347]

Who? Granted, but I have no idea who he/she is so I can't corrupt it

 

I wish I had some more ideas for wishes to make