The Corrupted Wish Game

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but you are now deathly allergic to tea

 

I wish I was a hat

[Sekr Gray 521]

You are now hat. But you gove everybody lice, even if nobody has had lice before wearing you.

 

 

@@Trottermare Galamane

Not only did you leave me, but with the best mare there is :(

Just for that, you should have gotten the worst made citrus Tea ever, steeped with the same week-old teabag in a plastic sippy cup.

 

 

 

Now, I wish for a new broad-axe. For reasons.

Edited December 19, 2015 by Sekr Gray

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I leave it in your lower abdomen. Figure I try killing before I take the heart. Unsatisfactory.

 

I wish for magic murder machine. I wanna give it tae my nephews. Get them started.

[Shadow Wind 56]

Granted, but when you give it to them, it will blow up killing them.

 

I wish Luna was here now.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Her lifeless body lies in front of you, a bloodstained hole in her chest and a look of agony and horror forever locked in her once noble face. You become aware of barely repressed rage radiating from behind you as you feel my breath.

 

I'll take your heart. After you have paid your debt for my nephews. Get ready for a super magical fun time of wonder and enchantment. House Bolton style.

 

I wish cake.

[Tech Reel 444]

Granted, you get a photo of a poorly made cake.

 

I wish I could travel in the TARDIS with Amelia Pond.

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

Yes but, the doctor isn't with you so both of you die in another reality.

 

I wish Asriel wasn't a flower

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

gRANTED!!! Now he iz TEM!!!

 

tEM wishes for COLLEG MONEY!!!

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Granted! [Gives 1000G] but now College costs 1001G

 

 

I wish this statement was false.

Edited December 21, 2015 by Times & Shadow

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

Syntax Error.

 

I wish for fish

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. After I rip out your still beating heart, I dump your cooling corpse in a container filled with dead rotting fish waste.

 

 

I wish I no longer had to shave facial hair.

[Moonlit_Night 223]

Granted, but all your other hair grows so fast you have to cut it every 10 minutes

 

I wish to own a mansion

Edited December 22, 2015 by Straight Shot

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

granted, but it is at the bottom of the ocean.

 

 

I wish my wish came true.

Edited December 22, 2015 by Times & Shadow

[Moonlit_Night 223]

Granted but there was no wish specified so i had to choose for you, you ended up stranded on the moon with unlimited oxygen but nothing else.

 

I wish that my watch had the ability to make things from nothing.

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Granted... but it can only make Octopus pies
 

 

 

I wish I had more cake

Edited December 22, 2015 by Times & Shadow

[Moonlit_Night 223]

Granted but it's all poisoned

 

I wish i had more pie

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Have your pie. Have some more pies. Pity you cannae eat any. I sowed you mouth shut before I trapped you in that cell. You had two days to eat the pies, but with your mouth stuck shut and your hands tied behind your back, you failed.

 

I smile warmly as I advance on you. Your heart is mine.

 

 

I wish for a ham sandwich.

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Granted! but before you could eat it THE CRAZED BUTT STABBER JUMPED OUT AND STABBED YOU IN THE BUTT 24 TIMES!!! 

 

 

I wish I was Darth Vader.

Edited December 22, 2015 by Times & Shadow

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Granted but after he got his limbs removed in episode 3 and before he got his suit.

 

I wish I had a great idea?

[Moonlit_Night 223]

Granted but you forgot it almost immediately.

 

I wish to not own a mansion and that the wish not be corrupted

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Denied.

You are trapped in a mansion that you own. There are bars on the Windows and no way to open or break open the doors. You hear a gentle song being sung. The last lyric? "And before light dawns. . . Your heart will be mine"

 

Then the lights go out.

 

 

I wish for night vision.

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

You get night vision but, are now blind in the day.

 

I wish for fish.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

I am utterly fine with that. Good trade.

 

Granted. You wake up chained in a tank filled with a ton of dying fish. Your chains are badly rusted, so with incredible luck and effort, you are able to break free. Trouble is all that fish is suffocating you. It takes more effort to force your way out of the tank, squashing countless fishes and getting smeared in their gunk. Hours of struggling in a horrific and hellish situation, you finally grab hold of the edge of the tank and painfully pull yourself out. I rip out you heart before you even notice me. I then kick your corpse back on to the fish tank where it slowly sinks.

 

I wish for a nice cup of coffee.

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

 

 

utterly

 

 

wish granted but, now your a cow.

 

I wish for more puns. I am having a pun time making them.

[Moonlit_Night 223]

Granted but you are not allowed to use any of them

 

I wish to have a corrupted wish