The Corrupted Wish Game

[Widdershins 9,959]

*Clack, Poof*  Tah-dah! There! Now you're Trumpy!

... no... no, the alien from MST3K's riffing of Pod People. I'm not THAT evil!!

 

 

I wish I had projectile bananas.

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: Wowie, Jinx Gobo!  I have no clue what the order is now! Lol!

Edited March 3, 2017 by Widdershins

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, now you shoot bananas from you hands like a true Super-hero.
Sadly, you now have an arch-nemesis,

APPLE MAN.

Who shoots apples from his hands

 

[TBD 17,252]

Granted, now you shoot bananas from you hands like a true Super-hero.

Sadly, you now have an arch-nemesis,

APPLE MAN.

Who shoots apples from his hands

 

 

Gobo! you forgot what you want to wish for you have broken the game xp

 

I wish there a way to get gobo attention, so i can grant his wish...whatever that is.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
You have gained my attention :V
Because I went and played video games for a bit.

Sadly, now you lose my attention to youtube.

I wish YouTube had better content.

[Widdershins 9,959]

Huzzah! Magically granted!   

 YouTube now has better content to rival conventional methods such as newspapers, television & books! Those older mediums now become outdated & quickly die off. But with Youtube now supply a steady, reliable source of news & information, it becomes blase & too mainstream causing that generation to scorn it & cause it too to fall into defunct obscurity. Now all you have is the next source of stupid time-wasting videos after that.

I dunno, probably Vine 2.0.

 

 

  I wish I didn't do this thing, where I talk in a loop where my, like, logic sorta falls flat and my talking goes all loopy into this loop where I talk in a loop, and I call it my Talk Loop. Or maybe Loop Talk. Or maybe...

 

 

@@The_Gobo, Also. That is epic. Applejack looks upon your comment, Good GoopySir, and is equal parts weirded out & yet strangely proud.

Edited March 4, 2017 by Widdershins

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! You no longer loop talk.
But now you don't talk at all.
Your mouth falls off and fades into dust before your eyes.

 
I wish I had more wishes.

@Widdershins: What do you mean it was epic?
What does AJ have to do with my comment?
O_o

Edited March 4, 2017 by The_Gobo

[Widdershins 9,959]

 Good show, Ol' Goo!

  You now have one more wish to replace the wish you just wasted to get a wish with!

 

   And whattaya mean why Applehorse would would like the apple-application of those applefists? Apples are awesome to those who apply allotments of apples to their, uh, apple farm!   I wish I had some apples!

 

 

  I'd say more but I have no mouth & I must comment.

                                                  ...wait.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Oh right the apple hands thing.
Not sure why I didn't remember that lol
 

You didn't wish for anything, thus:
I wish Widder would get their mouth back already.

:V

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, now they're terrifyingly nothing but a mouth floating in empty space

 

I wish someone on the presidential ballet would have won the election besides Trump of Hillary.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, neither of those two win the election, and for that Derpy wins the election making her the new President/CIC and would make us eat muffins every breakfast, lunch, supper, and dinner in our everyday lives.

 

I wish Spitfire ships with Octavia without anything going wrong.

[TBD 17,252]

Granted now spitfire ship octavia with a crack on a wall. and now octavia can't get her eyes off it forever.

 

I wish I can ride in a tardis and travel.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you get to ride the TARDIS, but you never get to meet the Doctor :V

[Widdershins 9,959]

Granted! But you don't get a wish!

HOH! CLEVER!

 

 

 Wish I had a better attention sp-OH HEY LOOK! A BUNNY WABBIT!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted you have the best attention span ever.
Sadly,you'll never stop focusing on that bunny... ever... again...

 

I wish I remembered to wish every time :V

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you get to remember in making a wish courtesy of this guy right over here.

 

[/spoiLer]

Who will always demand after you for something in return after you've made a wish.

 

I wish I was the best Gundam pilot of all time.

Edited March 6, 2017 by DueL_NinjA_4

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I don't wanna talk do that guy... his mane is pink :V
And Pink is evil.

 

 

But granted!
You're now the greatest pilot ever! But now you talk like Heero Yuy
lol

I wish for better wishes

[TBD 17,252]

granted but the wish for better wishes is nothing but BS.

 

I wish to be a real boy.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you are now a real boy, but wish you were a girl.

 

I wish for more girls :V

[TBD 17,252]

granted now there are more girls unfortunately....they're the Amazonian.

 

I wish i can be in a greek mythology stories. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you're now stuck in Sparta.
As a servant to one of their amazonian wives :V

I wish Satrox would stop being a newb

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, he is no longer a newb, and is now promoted as one of the admins and makes your life miserable.

 

I wish to become the best Mobile Suit pilot in the ZAFT army.

[TBD 17,252]

Granted, he is no longer a newb, and is now promoted as one of the admins and makes your life miserable.

funny that you said that, I did apply to fill for spot for moderator for this forum.

 

Granted now you are the best, but you have fallen into lust for empowerment . and now you're wanted in the ZAFT army for going rouge.

 

I wish I was good enough to join the ZAFT army.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! You're now much better than enough to join the ZAFT army.
Sadly, due to internal politcs, they'll never let you in.

 

 

I wish I wasn't a slime again, instead of a ditto :V

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, since you are a ditto, a random Pokemon trainer catches you, unfortunately, the trainer doesn't let you out at all for the rest of eternity, basically, you're trapped inside the Pokeball forever.

 

I wish Cagalli would make me the ruler of ORB and she be my waifu forever.

[TBD 17,252]

Granted now she all yours...unfortunately (annnd you should have seen this coming) Athrun is coming after you and it wont be pretty.

 

I wished Lunamaria will notice me...

Granted! You're now much better than enough to join the ZAFT army.
Sadly, due to internal politcs, they'll never let you in.

 

Curse you politics!