The Corrupted Wish Game

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

Granted, but you can only paint requests from deviantart

 

I wish I had an Iron Man suit

[TBD 17,252]

Granted but it got hacked and force you to do thing you dont want to do..forever.

I wish for my own batcave hideout like batman

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you have no means of clearing out all of the bats.
Thus... batpoop. Everywhere.
 

I wish I could get stable internet o3o

 

[StoryTail 103]

Granted!  But now you had to give up expenses to have fresh, clean laundry in order to have stable internet.

I wish I was more successful in life.

[The Mint Pone 2,293]

Granted! But your success comes from being a clown!

I wish i was an amazing artist! 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But you never have time to make what you want to o3o

 

I wish I had more avatars =w=

 

[StoryTail 103]

Granted!  But they're all just recolors of your current avatar.

I wish there were more episodes with Princess Luna! 

[Duality 10,739]

Granted.

However, she gets Hasbronerfed into being a background pony chimney sweep.

 

I wish for moar chez.

[StoryTail 103]

Granted!  You get a letter sent in through the snail mail with the exact words you requested.

I wish I had some ice cream that isn't melted.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,146]

Granted, but it melts as soon as it gets scooped into your ice cream cone.

 

I wish ice cream weren't so expensive on campus.

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but you get trespassed from campus due an unfortunate incident involving a fire hydrant and a flapjack.

I wish for a flapjack.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,146]

Granted, but the flapjack is too big for you to eat.

 

I wish for it to snow in the middle of the summer.

[StoryTail 103]

Granted!  But now you caused global warming to get worse!

I wish I could snuggle up in bed right now...

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you get to snuggle with o3o

I wish Mary Jane Watson is my waifu.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but she's only a dakimakura o3o
I wish I could teleport =w=

 

[TBD 17,252]

granted but your particles have been lost during the trip.

I wish I can run fast like flash or quicksliver.

Edited August 31, 2017 by TBD

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, you can run faster than a speeding bullet.  However, your reflexes are no faster than they were before, and there are walls and trees... everywhere.

I wish I could motivate myself to do something constructive tonight.

[TBD 17,252]

Granted now you have something constructive tonight... but you ended up in jail that night.

I wish I have more time for bull-riding.

 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you can't get OFF of the bull.

I wish I was more productive with my time.

 

[Patty Thundersnow 4,146]

Granted, but you have less time to productive with.

 

I wish i was better at math.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you pass Math with flying colors, but you get an F with the other subjects...

I wish Principal Cadance is married to me. :3

[TBD 17,252]

Granted but its actually principle Chrysalis in disguise and she suck the every essences out of you.

I wish I have a better way to memorize anatomy. 

[Yakamaru 3,122]

Granted, but you only manage to remember the anatomy of dog genitals.

I wish I had a High Mungus.

[TBD 17,252]

Granted you now own a pothead Mungus's  who will keep saying the same horrible dad's jokes and follow whatever you go,  until you go insane. 

I wish for for fall season to come early. 

[Yakamaru 3,122]

Granted. It literally falls. At 500,000 km/h with leaves having been compressed into baseball-sized balls of death. Just one of these leave balls hitting destroys an entire block as a result of the kinetic energy being unleashed onto the poor fucker taking a shit on the third floor. Poor Jared. Should've taken a shit in the yard.

I wish for food.

Edited September 7, 2017 by Yakamaru