The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,254]

you are forbidden to wish now

I wish I can just gouge my eyes out..did not need to see a bow stuck on a woman's a$$. 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

Oops I forgot a wish...

Granted but now your eyes are gouged out

I wish @Hieroklicious and @Trotteurliciously Sauvage would sing "Baby It's Cold Outside". A perfect song for them <3

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but @Trotteurliciously Sauvage neighed throughout  the whole lyrics and @Hieroklicious got caught up with their own choir group of unicorns/discord...in one word..it's awful. 

I wish @The_Gobo and @Rarity the Supreme will sing " Last christmas"  together. a perfect song for them 

Edited December 14, 2017 by TBD

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not Granted because they'd never be in the same room as me, let alone sing with me.
I wish for my emotions to stabilize.

 

[Flutterstep 47,090]

Granted, your emotions have stabilized, resulting in loosing all emotion - as evidenced by the look of your face.

I wish I could o3o before rain falls.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you ended up like this

when your house got flooded

I wish for this annoying blister inside my lip to go away. So I can talk more properly. (you guys know what i am talking about right?)

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but no you don't have anything interesting to say and stay quiet.

I wish for muffin

[CypherHoof 26,483]

4 minutes ago, Trotteurliciously Sauvage said:

I wish for muffin

Granted; a furrier turns up and converts you into muffs.

I wish the movie dvds would ship already....

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it got sank 

I wish for my paycheck to come sooner.

 

[Flutterstep 47,090]

Granted, but it goes to @Trotteurliciously Sauvage instead.

I wish the next GTA would come out already.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it was released in a non-urban areas only and it does not ship internationally.

I wish I can go to the wizarding world of harry potter.  

 

 

 

 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but that shit ain't what it is

I wish for Baltimore NBA team

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but they lose every match

I wish for snow instead of rain !

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it a slushy snow and flooded your house 10x more than rain.

I wish I never have eaten that egg sandwich. 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted, the just eat the egg !
I wish you could stop farting, man what have you been eating ? ...oh riiiight...

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you start farting in their place.
 

I wish I had more faces

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted you now have access to donald trulp face

 

I wish to have a quality sleep tonight

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but you don't wake up

I wish I had another cat

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

Granted but it scratches you all the time.

I wish I would never get sick.

Edited December 15, 2017 by SparklingSwirls

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but then barf

I wish for a Menudo reunion

[TBD 17,254]

Granted bu they broke up  after saying hello .

I wish I'm done with the xmas shopping. 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but then you lose every gift and have to rebuy them

I wish for hens

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

Granted but they're 50 ft tall!

I wish my crush hadn't rejected me...

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but she becomes obsessive and overattached

I wish for dogs

 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but it's diamong dog 

I wish for snow to come !