The Corrupted Wish Game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted o3o

 

I wish I was a bluejay =w=

 

[TBD 17,254]

 granted you already are, but now you missed being a slime and there is no turning back. 

I wish everything is but regular 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. you are a butt.
o3o
 

I wish I didn't have a butt o3o

 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but now you are eternally constipated.

 

I wish I had a spare GPU that was good enough to mine with.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it used and  your computer can only simulated bad graphics.

I wish I have a band and rock all night. 

 

 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but it's poprock 

I wish for a better keyboard, this one is high af

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's so low that it's in the floor. Permanently.

I wish I was on the ceiling =w=

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

3 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, but it's so low that it's in the floor. Permanently.

I wish I was on the ceiling =w=

 

Granted, but the moment you step outside, you'll fall into the sky.

I wish I could actually become my Avatar!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. You are now a plastic bughorse toy for a child o3o

I wish you woulda thought that through more XD

 

[TBD 17,254]

granted but now the're stuck in the past rethinking over and over about things

I wish I have a new bike

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's two unicycles taped together.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired =w=

 

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, now you are exhausted.

I wish I was sure of my future. 

[Will Guide 21,360]

3 minutes ago, Hierok said:

Granted, now you are exhausted.

I wish I was sure of my future. 

Granted, but now you can never remember your past.

I wish I was an Universal being to help Techno Universal 

[TBD 17,254]

granted but it got corrupted and trap you inside the techo universal. and took your place in the real world

I wish i have a pet snake

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

15 minutes ago, TBD said:

granted but it got corrupted and trap you inside the techo universal. and took your place in the real world

I wish i have a pet snake

 

Granted, but it's Kaa the snake who hypnotize you and eats you.

I wish I was @Mesmelicious Rize's weekly patient in his hypnosis sessions.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but it's 1000€ per consultation !

I wish I had a better hearing

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

Just now, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Granted but it's 1000€ per consultation !

I wish I had a better hearing

granted but it causes everypony to lose theirs!

 

I wish I could meet Twi!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

8 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

granted but it causes everypony to lose theirs!

 

I wish I could meet Twi!

WHAT ? WHAT DID YOU SAID ? I DIDN'T HEAR !

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

Just now, Trotteur Sauvage said:

WHAT ? WHAT DID YOU SAID ? I DIDN'T HEAR !

I WISH I COULD MEET TWI!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

OH ! OKAY ! I'M SORRY BUT I GRANT THAT WISH BUT IT'S AT A CONVENTION AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT 8H IN A QUEUE BEFORE REACHING HER !

I WISH FOR A REAL NIGHT OF SLEEP

[Orenda 127]

Granted, but you wake up the next day vomiting uncontrollably.

I wish for a uncracked phone screen.

 

 

 

[TS Lightner 269]

Congratulations, your phone screen is fixed!  But what's this?!  It seems your phone has eaten some...

 

I wish for food.  I am hungry.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but all you get is robot food.

I wish I hadn't screwed up my sleep pattern on friday @__@

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted but your sleep is unwillingly random.

I wish I could live in the Changeling Hive watched over by Leader Thorax! 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted Pharynx kicked you out for overstaying your hospitality 

I wish I can learn martial arts!