The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but the USSR wins the Cold War and Communism becomes the dominant economic model due to you meddling with the past! 

I wish thqt 

Spoiler

you didn't click the spoiler! 

 

Edited April 14, 2018 by Recherche

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Haha very funny (sarcasm)

I wish for a cute kitten puppy hybrid

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but its genes are so unstable that it dies within days! 

I wish that I wasn't bored.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you're dead now

I wish for a 12 pack of mountain dew

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but ingesting that much sugar put you into cardiac arrest! 

Spoiler

Seriously, Code Red Mountain Dew has 77 grams of sugar! That's absolutely outrageous! 

I wish that I could come up with a better wish.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it won't be corrupted. D:

I wish for all MLP FIM seasons on DVD

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but they don't come in the plastic cases! 

I wish that MLP FiM was released on Blu Ray.

Spoiler

I'm actually being serious; I really want to own the complete series, but they never released it on Blu Ray. 

 

Edited April 14, 2018 by Recherche

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT your Blu Ray discs are all scratched up.

I wish more people would still buy DVD's 

Curse you Netflix and modern technology :^{

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but DVD prices increase due to higher demand! 

I wish that you wouldn't clean your hair! 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT then a new virus is spread due to my unclean hair. D:

I wish for a week off from school

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but now you're dumber because of it! 

I wish that I knew what to waste my money on.

Edited April 14, 2018 by Recherche

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you must give a part of it to charity.

I wish that the Monsters Of Rock music festival would come back.

[The Recherche 29,968]

2 hours ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT you must give a part of it to charity.

I don't see that as much of a corruption. 

Granted, but tickets are way too expensive! 

I wish that I wasn't...

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you aren't...

I wish I could get into modern metal bands.

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, but you'll never be able enjoy the old school rock ever again.

I wish for sushi.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT only one.

I wish for a new kaiju movie

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but it's the Giant Claw! 

I wish that I could come up with wishes fast enough.

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT your typing is slower.

I wish for a radio

[The Recherche 29,968]

G r a n t e d , b u t t h e s p e a k e r s a r e b r o k e n ! 

I w i s h I t y p e d f a s t e r.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT your keyboard no longer works.

I wish for Nickelback to NEVER be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of fame.

Edited April 14, 2018 by Messy Mane

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but that's only because the Hall of Fame no longer exists!

I wish I had a new keyboard...

Edited April 15, 2018 by Recherche

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT the G key and W key are broken.

I wish for some obscure 80s basketball shoes.

Edited April 14, 2018 by Messy Mane

[The Recherche 29,968]

ranted, but they're used! 

I ish I could actually capitalize my "I's" the first time! 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you lack punctuation in your sentences.

I wish for a brand new mustang car.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! But it has no engine 

I wish that there's gets ruin!