The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but the effects are unknown! 

I wish that my next wish could sorta maybe-not-kinda-un-anti-reverse-kinda-perhaps-not-by-much-inverse-perhaps-so corrupted. 

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, you have now corrupted me in a random way! 

Eu gostaria de ter mais tempo para terminar meu dever de casa!

Edited April 13, 2018 by Wannabrony

[Matraxial Artemi 2,229]

Granted! but in exchange for your life! 

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.....

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but Granted, but Granted, but Granted, but Granted, but Granted, but 

I wish that my wish wasn't a wish! 

[Longhaul 6,470]

Granted, but WISH.EXE has generated fault 0x (divide by 0 error) in module 0000:0001.  Wish program will terminate.

I wish this wasn't broken now.

 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,229]

Granted!  Bu you'll never wish again!

I wish entire equestria ends!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! 

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but then Generation 5 starts! 

I wish that not wishing counted as wishing!

[TBD 17,228]

not granted is also counted as granted.

 

I wish for a wishing well. 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,229]

3 hours ago, TBD said:

not granted is also counted as granted.

 

I wish for a wishing well. 

Granted! but there's no water in the well!

I wish for a hat!

[Passion 3,478]

9 hours ago, Wannabrony said:

[Granted, you wrote "I wish that I finished this sentimental book that I'm writing."

Ninja'd

Granted, you now write in horrible grammar.

This is like one thing I don't know if I can actually PHYSICALLY do...

 

grAnDED, bud itz a fEshiUn dizaZter.

 

Ai vish 2 neVa 'awE 2 do Diz vridign aguN.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted! You can now talk again.

I wish for a bigger backyard

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but it becomes a wildlife reserve! 

I wish that I ate less cereal... 

[Passion 3,478]

Granted! But Nicolas Cage sits on the opposite side of table each time you eat them and stares at you intensly in silence, making everything awkward.

 

I wish I actually met Nicolas Cage ...

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but he never stops screaming, "I'M A VAMPIRE!!! I'M A VAMPIRE!!!" 

I wish that this wish won't be granted! 

[Passion 3,478]

Gra-... ...approved? But it haunts you in your dreams for stripping it from its destiny.

 

I wish the person below me divided by zero.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but the universe collapses into a singularity, resetting the clock to 1! 

I wish that the definition of wish changed! 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,229]

Granted! The wish definition we're to corrupted to opposite

I wish that everypony/everyone realise that my looks similar to the planet earth! Sorta

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but trees start growing in your mane! 

¡uʍop ǝpısdn ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ɹıǝɥʇ ǝdʎʇ ןןıʍ uosɹǝd ʇxǝu ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ɥsıʍ ı 

Spoiler

This website will help you with that. 

http://textmechanic.com/text-tools/obfuscation-tools/reverse-text-generator/

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

yltosm ,dsrow wef a retfa ɟɟo sɹɐǝʍ ʇı ʇnq ¡pǝʇuɐɹƃ

I wish I had more faces o3O

 

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT they're all ugly

I wish that no one would comb/brush their hair >:^D

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but you lose it all as a result! 

I wish that I didn't have to wish.

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! Get outta here kid!

I wish for the ticks and fleas in my mane to leave..

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but you have to actually wash it for once! 

I wish it wasn't so hot outside...

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT it's freezing below 0°

I wish for no global warming

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted! Your house is now in space. 

I wish for a higher voice!