The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Recherche 29,965]

Sorry; granted, but you get diabetes from all of the maple syrup, eh?

Sorry, but I wish I could stop apologizing and saying eh, eh?

Edit: I should have changed my name to "Rechereh?"! 

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Lel

Granted! BUT you have to wear a denim jacket with a pony on the back of it into a hardcore bar full of muscular bikers.

I wish for a cool looking Battle jacket.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but you don't get to wear anything else. 

I wish Messy Mane could only type comments... with a blue font. 

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT I get to choose the color of your font next.

I wish Recherche's font color was Red

 

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but it's crimson red! 

I wish mosquitoes didn't exist... 

[Passion 3,478]

Granted! But world is now without chocolate... (it's a fact, there is a connection)

 

I wish I could understand the singing of the birds.

 

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but now that's the only language you can speak! 

I wish Khajiit would sing me a song with this lovely bird voice! 

[Passion 3,478]

♫꒝♅Ꭵ♬ᏒᎵ ꒝♅Ꭵ♪ᏒᎵ♪ ꒝♅ᎥᎥ♬ᎥᏒᎵ♪, ꒝♫♅ᎥᏒᎵ ꒝♫♅ᎥᏒᎵ ꒝♅♫Ꭵ꒝♬♅Ꭵ♪ᎥᎥᏒᎵ, ꒝♅Ꭵ♬ᎥᎥᎥᏒ♪Ꮅ, ꒝♅ᎥᏒ♬Ꮅ ꒝♅Ꭵ♫ᎥᎥᎥᏒᎵ ꒝♬♅ᎥᏒ♫Ꮅ ꒝♫♅ᎥᏒᎵ ꒝♬♅ᎥᏒ♪Ꮅ ꒝♅♬Ꭵ꒝♅Ꭵ꒝♫♅ᎥᏒ♬Ꮅ~♬

 

꒝♅ᎥᏒᎵ ꒝♅ᎥᏒᎵ, ꒝♅ᎥᏒᎵ ꒝♅ᎥᏒᎵ ꒝♅ᏒᎥᎵ ꒝♅ᎥᏒᎵ. ꒝♅ᎥᏒᎵ.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, but it's the theme that the bird sings in "A Spoonful Of Sugar"  

I wish that I did well on my science test.  

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but you have yet another test to tackle. 

I wish that Khajiit could speak again! 

[Longhaul 6,470]

Granted.  Khajiit now only speaks Esperanto.

I wish for a good night at work

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, you now work the day shift.  

I wish that Recherche writes in a white font.  

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but I can't spell check this! 

I wish that the next poster will type their comment in green! 

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche

[Longhaul 6,470]

Granted.  

I wish I were more attractive.

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT your personality is shit

I wish I could jump to the moon

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, but you don't have any way of breathing on the way to the moon whatsoever.

I wish I have donuts with me right now.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but they're SUGAR FREE!!! 

I wish I didn't have to type in white anymore...

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! I do NOW!

I wish for a helicopter

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, but the helicopter is coin-operated.  

I wish I can type in white as well...  

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but you have to type in ALL CAPS as well! 

I wish I had a pet sugar glider! 

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT it's an ugly hat

I wish I was indiana jones!

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but you didn't escape the boulder! 

I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT Granted! BUT Granted! BUT Granted! BUT 

I wish the insanity would end

[Wannabrony 11,638]

GRANTED, BUT ALL THE INSANITY NOW FALLS UPON ME.  

I WISH I DIDN'T SOUND SO AGGRESIVE

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but you have to type in purple! 

backward response their type will person next the that wish I!

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche